Tu savez que tu êtes dans Westmount |
Ne peut pas parler anglo? Can't speak franco? Whatever.
1. When was the last time you shaved? Je ne peux pas me rappeler.
2. What were you doing this morning at 8am? Myspace.
4. What are y...
Posted by zonthephone on Wed, 16 May 2007 09:01:00 PST |
L'été de l'amour |
Je commence un nouveau travail à une grande compagnie de médias. Je suis heureux mais il a retardé mes plans pour fumer l'pot en Europe. La vie est aléatoire comme celle.
The Summer of Love: I am star...
Posted by zonthephone on Sat, 12 May 2007 07:41:00 PST |
You know you're from Montreal when |
you have received this chain email. But for those of you living south of the border, read and enjoy:
You pronounce it "Muntreal" not "Mahntreal." -You need to be reminded by prominent signa...
Posted by zonthephone on Wed, 09 May 2007 07:53:00 PST |
Stolen |
from a most excellent performance artist in SD:
200. My Middle Name Is: -Paul
199. I was born on: 14-7-85
198. I am listening to: Sirius 21
197. My cellphone company is: cityphone
196. My eye colour i...
Posted by zonthephone on Tue, 08 May 2007 09:02:00 PST |
Réponses d'un mot& |
One word answers...
You.Can.Only.Type.One.Word.
Easy for Steve. Most likely difficult for Hanna, queen of prose:
1. Where is your cell phone? Où est votre portable?Basement. Cave.
2. Your...
Posted by zonthephone on Sun, 06 May 2007 06:23:00 PST |
Dans l'entrepot |
In the warehouse
J'ai travaillé dans l'entrepôt chaque été puisque j'étais de 15. Le travail inclut faire les récipients du bois pour des transports aériens. Le contenu est équipement et outils de for...
Posted by zonthephone on Sat, 05 May 2007 12:11:00 PST |
Okay Lighten Up! |
So, Mr. Kasabarian, what do you plan on doing with your BFA degree?
Well, I'm going to crash in Westmount and work in my dad's warehouse so I can make some cash while I interview for ...
Posted by zonthephone on Thu, 03 May 2007 08:10:00 PST |
Bienvenue des 514 |
Okay, so I did not take the job offer at Cognizant. Low-ballers. And our sublet is up and I need to dump my stuff somewhere - somewhere like my parents basement! And half the Ca...
Posted by zonthephone on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 09:52:00 PST |
Minnelle Rocks |
Minnelle comes up with hilarious survey answers. Proof that she rocks. And all the better to steal her surveys:
1. The phone rings; who do you want it to be? Better question is who do I no...
Posted by zonthephone on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 04:30:00 PST |
Interview Skills |
As I am about to graduate, learning to ace the job interview is key. Here is one list of sample behavioral-based interview questions that HR people always use. How did I do?:
-Tell me about a time y...
Posted by zonthephone on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 06:44:00 PST |
