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PuntCuncher

I'd play the game but i'm the referee

About Me

Well let's go for the traditional intro. Hey my name is Sam, most of my mates call me Ham and some people only know me by Ham. Rossi baby has never ever called me Sam even when I wasn't nicknamed Ham so to him I always will be called Ham. I'm from Newcastle and I used to be what you might call a "sweaty hippy". I used to skate and still do on special occasions such as the Queens birthday and of course on Martin Luther King day. I like to drink, whenever I can except I never drink on the streets, but I might be what you call " a lightweigt pussy ass bitch" as I seem to vomit the contents of a vodka bottle everywhere. I'm single... but who gives a fuck, kinda cba with falling in love etc.. it'll happen when it happens and i'm happy I have no reason to get heatbroken again. I'm obsessed with music, I mean i'm too talentless to make any myself but I just love and live for music, one of the most important things to me tbh. I'd probably say my best quality was my sense of humour and my ability to be occasionaly funny when it best suits, others might not think so but my mates seem to laugh alot when i'm around... unless they're laughing at me!? My worst traits probably are my paranoia and pessimistic views on things but when i'm happy I get !HAPPY! I've had long hair as you can see in my pics but I prefer to have it short, suits me better and I look even better (if that's posibble :P) I LOVE MIN!

My Interests

Comedy I suppose. I love Ross Noble and Lee Evans. Got most of the Ross Noble DVD's and most of the Lee Evans ones, i've been to see Ross live in Newcastle. I swear to God that man is insane and literally talks out of his arse but I love him for it and apparently my hair is like his... which i'm quite proud of tbh... Oh yeah I was addicted to WoW but thankfully i've survived and now only play 23 and a half hours. I'm decently equipped ... on WoW I suppose, I play Dosed a 60 Paladin on Tarren Mill so if you're a little geek like myself then pop on and give me some free stuff.

I'd like to meet:

I've probably met everyone i'd like to tbh... I mean of course i'd like to meet Dave Grohl but i'd justend up choking and collapsing so... nvm about that one.

Music:

Foo Fighters (early stuff), Nirvana (practically everything), RHCP (mostly their new stuff), SOAD, 36 Crazyfists, Stone Sour, My Chemical Romance (emo faggot), Slipknot (all their single stuff, not a big fan of the album meat), InMe, Billy Talent, Seether, Wolf Mother. Sorry to all those indie kids out there expecting a list full of "The" bands but i'd rather shit on an orphan than listen to them...Of course i'm also into some dance tracks eg Ultrabeat - Pretty Green Eyes and Children of the Night, I realise that these types of music are opposite ends of the spectrum but I type what I like to =P

Movies:

All things that be Adam Sandler'ish and my favourite film of all time Kung Pow Enter The Fist.

Heroes:

HIMTHAT TWATHERTHEM TWOTHAT DICKLIPSTHE HANNARDTHAT LOTTHE LEGENDTHESE CUNTS