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Lisa Maxine

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About Me

I love a good, fattening, vegan cookie. I love glitter stickers, scented markers, a fresh box of crayons and all the potential they hold. I love every overture to every musical ever made- the sappier the better. I love the part in 'Casablanca' when Victor Lazlo leads the band in La Marseillaise. I love Kurt Vonnegut, dead though he is, and I love his naked truth: "We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different." I love a good nap during a rainstorm. Most of all, I love you. file:///Users/lisamelinn/Documents/20070627222336.gif You are 75% hippie.  

You have a wide-open mind and you have gone to the hippie toolbox, taken what you needed from it, and built your own beautiful life. You defy stereotypes. Perfect score.
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I'd like to meet:

Someone not intimidated by eye contact and meaningful conversation. Someone who can talk about art, literature and theater and lose track of time spent sharing all their ideas. Someone who agrees with me that, in truth, Hello Kitty is pop art genius and Thomas Kincade is an over-paid Christmas Card designer. Someone who feels just as silly and awkward as I do but has learned how to fake it much better than I have. Myspace Backgrounds..

Call on Hormel to make changes for animals!

My Blog

CNNausea

Sentient beingsHurl bombs at kindergartens...This is why I drink.
Posted by on Thu, 08 Jan 2009 22:56:00 GMT

Prozac can suck it.

A vegan milkshakeSwirled with cocoa erasesAll anxiety.
Posted by on Mon, 05 Jan 2009 14:04:00 GMT

NOT a resolution...a revolution

Worrying and angst,Doubt of worth and fear of fat...That is so last year.
Posted by on Fri, 02 Jan 2009 14:04:00 GMT

And this is why I fall all the time

Oh, lazy landlord!Throws sand on my icy porch...A shortage on salt???
Posted by on Sun, 14 Dec 2008 15:33:00 GMT

Blahs and elastic waistbands

Overwhelming needTo loaf on couch in sweatpants...It must be winter.
Posted by on Fri, 12 Dec 2008 16:08:00 GMT

I fall down often...most recently on my driveway

Lost footing resultsIn a new view of the world...Upside-down Lisa.
Posted by on Mon, 08 Dec 2008 14:55:00 GMT

Don’t talk to strangers, just sit on them

Velvet dressed toddlersForced to sit in the lap ofA costumed stranger.
Posted by on Mon, 01 Dec 2008 14:46:00 GMT

Sure, the thirsty caterer will carry that

Sore, burning musclesCarried six cases of beer...Drank only water.
Posted by on Sat, 29 Nov 2008 19:17:00 GMT

I’m baaaaack!!

Neglectful poet!Months pass sans my pissy rants!!Can you forgive me???
Posted by on Fri, 28 Nov 2008 18:25:00 GMT

I’ll sleep when I’m dead...

Six a.m. call time!Sleep deprived for extra work!!Income at a price!!!
Posted by on Sun, 05 Oct 2008 14:42:00 GMT