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chrislacarde

how much for a order uh ribs?????

About Me

i have no secrets. ask and i might tell ~ there may be a fee for such knowledge, but i might tell you.

My Interests

food I LOVE FOOD. im interested in getting an aquired taste for seafood.im interested in education. i feel like my brain is going to waste if im not active in some kind of educational program, writing 11 page essays and analyzing fictional situations based on a real life event and such..i need to get another degree or something ~ maybe teach. who knows at this moment.im very much interested in ensuring my children receive the utmost of the public education system. my son is reading aboe his level and i believe that is all attribute to me demanding he read as to what the teachers instruct, and then some. he is reading everything! i have to hide these web pages from him, i catch him readin gover my shoulder and a bad word slips out!!! oh he is 6. so in conclusion i am interested in the better education of our youth.since so many are asking...

I'd like to meet:

God ~~~ and I'm gonna! stevie wonder oprah aretha wesley ~~ he gets slapped, then i will hold him hostage like them vampires did! woo hoo! tyra ~~ so i can check out her weave and slap her hairstylist.more to come..haha

Music:

ohmygoodness!!! music, WELL. i used to sneak up in the attice and play my daddy's albums on this little childrens record player i had when i was like 8. lets's see...oh dang can't do it, any R & B since the beginning of R n B. live bands, SOME hip hop. UHM...i get down with gospel, my DAUGHTER is gonna be the next aretha. the girl is singing R.E.S.P.E.C.T. with her eyes closed, jumping off living room furniture (her stage props) and at the top of her lungs at that. so ya'll BE EXCITED at whats to come!! lol. i am presently collecting instruments of all types; woodwinds, brass, precussion, strings etc. for my two children to fulfill their musical inclination so all donations of this category are WELCOME =) lolololok... i love music ~ NEXT!

Movies:

pretty much all the goofy off-beat movies nobody digs for the first year till they come out on dvd and they are forced to stay up and watch them by someone else who is probably too much like me! oh and horrors that make me force my kids to sleep in my bed. aren't too many of those.

Television:

as far as the TV goes, i only get a chance to watch what i want on the late night. my kids HOG the tv with noggin, nick jr, sprout and disney they will watch movies with me but they must be approved by them. lol

Books:

lately 1st and 2nd grade reading material ~ woo hoo!

Heroes:

my momma, her momma and me for bein the baddest momma..take that to the bank.

My Blog

I want to continue life climbing..

Life is a journey, not a destination. Stop running. I received this message in a fortune cookie tonight and it struck me serious.   Sometimes we sit and are hit with the notion that we are less ...
Posted by chrislacarde on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 09:18:00 PST

here is a SHOUT OUT

to all the people i had to block from my page who use their friends to keep up with me and my page. am i that fascinating or are you that bored? i must admit IM FABULOOOOOUS!! nobody better not touch ...
Posted by chrislacarde on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 11:28:00 PST

what do you call an african american RABBIT???

chauncey     (drum kick followed by top hat)     alright im done with the baby daddy jokes...carry on. lol
Posted by chrislacarde on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 06:07:00 PST

old jeans

Old jeans    been through so many things since the separation from my ex. and I still wonder if I will ever fix this big open whole that once began a small tear but has now evolved i...
Posted by chrislacarde on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 02:00:00 PST