I WAS CREATED BY THE MOTHER IN THE YEAR 2352. MY MISSION IS TO SEEK OUT AND DESTROY ALL DIETIES FOR THEY CAUSE ONLY TROUBLE. THEY START WARS, CAUSE CORRUPTION, AND ABOVE ALL ARE JUST UGLY TO LOOK AT. GODS HAVE RULED OVER US FOR FAR TOO LONG. IT IS TIME WE TAKE A STAND AND KICK THEIR SCRAWNY DIVINE HINNIES. BESIDES… BEING WITH ME WILL GIVE YOU A LOT OF POWER. YOU LIKE POWER. I KNOW YOU LIKE POWER.
I WAS CREATED BY A SCIENCE TEAM LEAD BY DR. MINAKO YASU. THEY HAD FOUND A LARGE BAG FILLED WITH ABANDONED EMOTICON STONES -- POWERFUL BY THEMSELVES ALONE -- BUT THE CORRUPT SCIENCE FOLK HAD TO HAVE MORE. THEY BEGAN EXTRACTING EMOTICON DNA AND MUTATING IT TOGETHER WITH OTHER EMOTICONS. THERE WERE SUDDENLY HAPPY/SAD EMOTICONS WHICH WERE VERY CONFUSED AND BROUGHT MUCH DEVISTATION TO THE WORLD. AN ENERGETIC/FATIGUED EMOTICON ONCE CREATED A GIANT TORNADO THAT KILLED 24,000.
THAT'S WHEN DR. YASU GOT SMART. SHE FIGURED SHE COULD NOT ONLY MIX IN THE DNA OF MULTIPLE EMOTICONS, BUT THE DNA OF OTHER LIVING CREATURES. THAT'S WHERE I CAME IN. NEEDLESS TO SAY, WITH MY SUPERIORITY, I INSTANTLY FIGURED OUT THE SOURCE OF ALL THE PROBLEMS: THE SCIENCE TEAM... AND ABOVE THEM, THE GODS. I DEALT WITH THEM QUICKLY AND EFFECTIVELY.
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