Sarah [make TEA not WAR]

Lyrics That Are Spot On:
The Long Blondes | Lust In The Movies:
So never, neve, never try to tell me it's a pleasure being alone.
All I have here with me are the records and the books that I own.
Gogol Bordello | Little Spy
I was an expert on her
And a thousand of her skirts
Louis XIV | Marc
there's so much more for you to see
there's so much more for you to be
you're still stuck between the green grass
and forty million miles from the sun
The FeverFew | The Night The Whole World Caught On Fire
You know its happening later tonight,
So you savor the minutes you usually fight
Cuz we all had our hand in this brilliant disease
We all fed the cause of catastrophe
The Decemberists | Odalisque
Fifteen stitches will mend those britches right
And them rip them down again
Sapling switches will rend those rags alright
What a sweet sound it makes ...
British Comedic Words of Wisdom:
RED DWARF
"I've a good mind to fill your boots with runny porridge again. That'll teach you a lesson about maturity."
BILL BAILEY
"I'm English, and as such I crave disappointment. That's why I buy Kinder Surprise... or, the Eggs of Numbing Inevitability'."
PAUL MERTON
"Am I the only one who's always tempted to light the wick on top of a beret?"
JACK DEE
"[on pre-EU British passports] You used them to shove aside officials. "Out of my way, Johnny-foreigner! Reason for visit? Imperialism!""
EDDIE IZZARD
"“Japan and Germany should be the peacekeepers of the world. They should be parachuted in whenever something breaks out. Parachute Germans and Japanese in. They go, ‘Look, we've done this before, we've done the killing. Hello? Take it from us. Just chill, chill out!’"
"We stole countries with the cunning use of flags. Just sail around the world and stick a flag in. ‘I claim India for Britain!’ And they're going ‘You can't claim us, we live here! Five hundred million of us!’ ‘Do you have a flag? … No flag, no country!’"
GREENWING
""Yeah, and that’s when he said that I was, "Crap in bed." I was fucking devastated. But, it turned out what he was actually trying to say was that I, "Crapped in the bed." I had been very pissed that night, so that was OK."
BLACK BOOKS
"Don't you dare use the word 'party' as a verb in my shop!"
MIGHTY BOOSH
"It's impossible to be unhappy in a poncho"
"I'll take you out for a meal with Mr and Mrs Pain. Order up some violent quiche. You want some?"
"Looks reality in the face and lick it!"
"That's not a game. That's a sequence of horrific events. Culminating in a rape."