I know what you're thinking: who is this sexy slab of man meat I've just come across? Well, the name is Joey Churchward, but you can call me by the name I use in various online chat rooms and when I'm in bed tending to the sweet nectar of a woman's loins, Penis Washington. I was the star quarterback for the Alameda High School Football team. Unfortunately, due to a lack of playing time and a lack of a neck, I was unable to continue my football pursuits. Despite being a star athlete, I never had the pleasure of dating a girl from the cheerleading squad. But I made up for this missed opportunity last month as I'm dating the current captain of the Alameda High J.V. Spirit Squad. She's a scooper at Tucker's Ice Cream Parlor. I like everything about her except her curfew.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
St. Joe's and Encinal High's current head cheerleaders.
