I am the Walrus |
I was at the mall earlier today paying my phone bill when I decided to go shopping for a pair of jeans. In one of the stores I went into the women's jeans had different numbers on them than I'm used t...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Mar 2009 19:54:00 GMT |
Application To Be My Next Ex-Boyfirend |
And so Rob and my relationship has ended. It's cool. Two years is a pretty good run or at least a record for both of us. We're still friends, there were no explosions, and no one died. Really, th...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Dec 2008 23:49:00 GMT |
Dear Kate... |
Steve and I didn't eat your stupid cupcakes. I just moved them because I was going to be gone for a whole weekend and thought that too many people had seen where they were kept. If you had just asked ...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Nov 2008 07:13:00 GMT |
Deer: Nature’s stupid hot chick |
One of my friends was recently suprised to learn that deer do not actually make gentle, serene noises. She had envisioned them prancing gracefully through the meadows, sighing as they frolick. What sh...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Sep 2008 22:18:00 GMT |
I apalogize in advance for the lack of humor in this blog... |
Some times we think of the things we should have done. Some times we wish we had reacted differently to a situation. I know wishing I had reacted differently that night won't make it so and remorse wo...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Sep 2008 18:35:00 GMT |
Adventures in Psuedo House-Wifery |
"It's like, one day you're saving the world. The next you're rolling an infantryman's socks," I told my good friend and ex-Marine, Starling. The socks I reference are the socks of my boyfriend, Rob, a...
Posted by on Wed, 21 May 2008 20:34:00 GMT |
From the Mouths of Wounded Soldiers |
There are some things that just aren't normally said or heard... Unless you're stuck in a hospital with a bunch of wounded Soldiers. Here's just a few phrases that I never thought I would hear or say ...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 08:42:00 GMT |
Who Thinks I’m an asshole? |
Who thinks I'm an asshole?
Posted by on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 22:03:00 GMT |
Who Is Ron Paul? |
WHO ARE THESE KOOKS?By Pastor Chuck BaldwinDecember 18, 2007NewsWithViews.comAccording to the Associated Press, "Republican presidential hopeful Ron Paul's supporters raised over $6 million Sunday to ...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 10:10:00 GMT |
Troops in Desparate Need of Funding! |
Let's not forget that funding for the Global War on Terror also goes to provide medical care to wounded veterans, provides for equipment for our Troops still downrange, and even the food our Soldiers ...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 14:39:00 GMT |
