All of the true things I am about to tell you are shameless lies.
I am Lauren.
I read too much philosophy.
I want a black cat named Nietzsche, and a raven named Lenore.
I dislike shallow people.
I'm fluent in sarcasm and dry wit.
Random facts and Pop culture tidbits seem to be my Forte.
Patience is not a virtue I have been blessed with.
Neither is tolerance for stupidity, ignorance and immaturity.
In the near future, I will be a freshman at Grand Valley State University.
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