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About Me

people, write my about me for me!!
Marlana:"Christina = Hottness. Its as simple as that. You know when you want some tator tots and you have to heat up some oil and it gets so hot that it pops on you and burns the heck out of your skin..yeah she's hotter than that. She is crazy fun and just crazy..i mean Krazy. I love her..."
Cristina F: "Babe, if I don't have you in my life then I should just go die. ... I want to marry you and have children with you"
Caitlin S: Christina is so fabulous! We are relatively new but INSTANT friends because we feel the same on various matters regarding the assholes in our lives and personal space, and we also make the same face in too many pictures. I love this girl! She's too much fun and too nice to everyone. She loves to make ketchup and party.
Grayson M: girl yo booty thick like bisquick
Adam H: "Christina is an awesome person. I know she loves toothbrushes and can be such a skinny little demanding bitch. She's a rough little broad that will slap you around, trust me I know my face hurt for an hour. She has a great personality and she is one fun bitch to be around."
Ashley E: "Ever-so-dearest Chris-Cross, Â¡Eres linda! Tu tiene un enfarto. Te gusta la matemÃ¡tica. Cada dÃa te quiero mÃ¡s que ayer y menos que maÃ±ana. What can I say, Im a romantic. I'll always think of you (and Nina) when Gary Colemans crawl across my feet in the middle of the night. And for that, I owe you my life."
Tammy: "Christina is the best doppelganger a girl could ask for! She loves chicken fingers and deep fried batter...what more could anyone ask for?"
Charley B: "largely in part that i do not live in las vegas any more i have not hung out with christina since i was 19 but this is what i feel about this lady:
-very demanding, sexually. if you cant keep up you really should just move on.
-every time i come across her AIM profile i always get confused when i see "VballstudIIIIIID: my boner is so constantly hard for you"
-her AIM buddy icon "buttery vagina" makes me laugh every time im online
-plus she plays slamwich, which ive never played but is probably the best game around.
-i wonder if she still dosent have a drivers license? i always found that bad ass to be like 20 w/o one.
-that is all i can think of for now... ill update what i feel about you from time to time."
oh and brett drew this for me...
Brett J: "you drive a battleship. doods are gonna be putting a lot of time and effort into sinking that battleship you know what im saying? beware of moby dick you know what im saying, like a dood dong" - Brett

My Interests

math, math, MATH, magazines, astrological personality analysis, psychology, holding my kittens, potty humor and potty mouths, trustworthiness and loyalty, goldfish crackers and various clear sodas, reconciling my checking account (did i mention math?), skillet queso, cutting shitty friends out of your life, lazying around, boners, being in control, being in control of guys with boners, shopping for non-trendy clothes, overanalyzing, porn, cute girly nonfiction books, leaving parts on, being cuddled constantly, logic, NO DRAMA, other girls with small boobs, introversion, organized messes, keeping secrets, quiet car rides, staying in bed all day, barnes & noble before they got rid of all the couches, independence, Doom II on multiplayer, nose picking, discussing details of menstruation in front of guys who are uncomfortable hearing it

I'd like to meet:

I'm not into it, I already know the game and I've been through it

kevin barnes. i look like such an idiot douche here:

Television:

Friends, Fresh Prince of Belair (1st season), watching Disney channel shows with my little brother

Heroes:

hahahahahahahaha YESSSS! he may not know from experience but it's STILL TRUE!

My Blog

the woods

When I found the skull in the woods, the first thing I did was call the police. But then I got curious about it. I picked it up, and started wondering who this person was, and why he had deer horns.
Posted by Crassy Wallace on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 11:40:00 PST

nicknames

Sometimes you have to be careful when selecting a new name for yourself. For instance, let's say you have chosen the nickname "Fly Head." Normally you would think that "fly Head" would mean a person w...
Posted by Crassy Wallace on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 11:41:00 PST

ambition

Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it co...
Posted by Crassy Wallace on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 11:41:00 PST

driving

As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red again, I sat there thinking about life. Was it nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling? Sometimes it seemed that way.
Posted by Crassy Wallace on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 11:38:00 PST