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Jeremy

<bThe end is near, I can feel it.</b

About Me

....Born in the dirty south in Atlanta, lived there for 4 years, then Greensboro, NC for another 4 years, then Syracuse, NY until high school when I moved to Columbia, SC for 3 years, and then back to the 'Cuse for 3 years, and then back to SC, (Myrtle Beach this time) for 7 years, and now I'm back in Columbia.

About me? I can't think of anything that you'd want to know - I guess it's all the little things that add up, ya know? I'm a good friend if you need me. I love my car, which is funny because it's always in the shop. I like going to the beach, but I didn't go much when I lived there. I like to think that the glass is half full, because that's one less trip to the fridge, and maybe one less trip to the store. I like flip flops now - they used to bug my feet so bad I could kill someone. I love Victoria's Secret Rapture, and that scent is burned into my heart. I like to get scenic and do the speed limit sometimes - why not, gas is expensive anyways. I like to fish, because verbs are cooler than nouns, and it doesn't matter if I get squat, cause I wasn't working and I was wearing some flops. I like sweat on my girl and on my beer bottle. I don't like static shocks. I like hamburger helper way too much. No one should love anything that comes in a box that much - unless you're an old-school Cracker-Jacks fan and you love free prizes. I love cheese. I like thunder storms, but lightning storms are so much cooler. I love good jokes, but I don't laugh as much as I should. I miss a lot of good things out there, because so many times I'm too busy lookin' inside. But I just keep lookin'. Most everyone likes me, but when it comes to girls, I fear I only say what they want to hear, because I've got killer intuition, and I like it when they smile! =) Maybe I fear too much in life - maybe I need some new Reeboks. I love sky-diving! Fuckin fogettaboutit! I used to play soccer, but I only juggle in the privacy of my home now. I hate Papa John's pizza, c-ya. I eat crust. I don't dip it in sauce. And if I want some cinnamon I'll get a fuckin tic-tac. I like meat - gimme a ribeye - if I could live off of it, I would - wait, I do live off meat. I'm no Dahlmer, but I got a freezer full of everything else. Saweet, chop that shit up. I like sand on my feet. I like the girl next door, but she never lived next to me. =( I like to read, but you know what I like better than that? I like the idea that I like to read, cause I like to feel smart - yeah, one of them! I don't like to be wrong, but sometimes you gotta be a realist. So don't waste time bein' a sucker. I like being in love, but the aftermath is "Class 5", and I don't have the resources for the clean-up - you know what I mean? I like spicy food. Hell, I just like the word spicy. It's got a nice ring, like that one I might never buy. I really like the commercial where the lawn ornaments steal the guy's car because they couldn't stand looking at the lawn anymore. The movie Boondock Saints, fogettaboutit. I like Mama jokes, but if your mama wasn't so funny, I probably wouldn't laugh. What else? Sometimes I don't know when to quit...

Don't forget, if the little things don't count the most, you're probably still counting on your fingers. C-ya

My Interests

Skydiving, Golf, Hunting, Fishing, Camping, Jokes, Reading, sweaters, guns, juice, hats, letters, push-ups, vegetables, wildlife, worn clothes, down, taking punches, giving punches, trivia, crosswords, cooking, shower singing, fresh-cut grass, the ocean, pictures, writing, and driving.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who's head isn't too big for their shoulders.......Actually, if your head is too big for your shoulders I would like to see a picture...=D....This does not mean that your mouth can't be too big for your face.......That's acceptable...SENSE OF HUMOR IS A MUST, If you don't have one, BEAT IT!!!

Music:

Everything from old school rap to new school country! I'm crazy like that...Mostly - bluegrass, country, jazz, r&b, classical, rock, oldies. Some of my favorites are: Floyd, Clapton, Bach, Sinatra, Billy Joel, Springsteen, Beatles, Buffet, Alabama, Alice in Chains, Eagles, Petty.

Movies:

    Boondock Saints In the Mouth of Madness Jacob's Ladder Caddyshack The Usual Suspects Sleepers Goonies Young Guns Up in Smoke Happy Gilmore Billy Madison Dead Poet's Society Stand By Me Almost Famous Scarface Suicide Kings Pulp Fiction Four Rooms Reservoir Dogs Kill Bill Snatch The Color of Money Braveheart Breakfast Club Shawshank Redemption Monty Python The Princess Bride Arthur Heat Saving Private Ryan

Television:

TNT - I like to watch the drama, not live it... CSI, ER, The Shield, Nip-Tuck, Rescue Me, Simpsons, Seinfeld, Will & Grace, South Park, Chapelle Show. I like college football, and college basketball even more. Syracuse is my top squad. I'm a big fan of South Carolina as well.

Books:

General - "Non-fiction" - The Bible, Politics, Serial killers, Biographies, True Crime, CURRENT - "Bitter Blood" by Jerry Bledsoe, but my favorite reads are, you guessed it, Restaurant Menu's...........

Heroes:

Bud Light real american heroes - real men of genius!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Of course that's a joke.......everyone knows I drink dark beer!

My Blog

Stupid pirate joke...

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging out of his fly, and says, "Yaaarrrhh, I'll have me a pint of 'yer finest ale!" The bartender says, "Yeah sure, but you know you have a steering&...
Posted by Jeremy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I like to pick up hitchhikers and say, "Buckle up, I wanna try something I saw in a cartoon."

I always pick up hitchhikers if I'm not in a hurry, and if I'm driving by myself. I've never had a problem, but I have been in that situation plenty of times when my car has broken down or run out of ...
Posted by Jeremy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Let it rain...

I was thinking about rain.  It's pretty cool    that gravity works better on rain than it does on clouds, because I think there would be a lot more accidents if gravity worked on&n...
Posted by Jeremy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

CHIPS that aren't on patrol.

If you're gonna carry a chip on your shoulder, make it a dorrito!
Posted by Jeremy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST