I'm what you might call an astronaut/farmer/race car driver/deep sea diver/janitor. Really all that means is I like poetry, playing music and being outside.
A religious fundamentalist that is not out of their goddamn mind!!!Religion, HELP SPREAD THE CRAZY!!!Religion is, to a certain extent, heredetary. EVERYONE HAS THE ABILITY TO BE A GOOD PERSON! WHY DO YOU NEED AN OUTLINE TO TELL YOU HOW TO BEHAVE? Break out the clippers we are going to shave some sheople.
Clutch, Tool, A Perfect Circle, The Mars Volta, System of a Down, Metallica, Deftones, Every Time I Die, The Bled, Cee Lo Green, Head Automatica, MSI, The Devil Wears Prada, Jack Johnson, Cake, The FloBots, and so many many more
I have made a few. They were never released but I don't mind. I'm kinda shy about the size of my penis anyhow.....
Rescue Me, Entourage, Adult Swim (I can do perfect Chris Griffen and Meatwad impressions), and CNN for a few laughs.
Chuck Paliniuk, Richard Dawkings, Kurt Vonnegut
MTV - because everyone one knows you're not milking the maximum potential out of a show unless you have; the colors red and blue in it, a gay man, a DJ, backflips, screaming premenstrual girls, and some guy with giant dreads talking about suckas!