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B-randon

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About Me

Where do I begin? I like backflips, pizza, beer, kick ass rainbows (not the shitty one you see on tv, just the manly kind) and small children kicking ass.I don't like things in my life to be too repetitive, because if you get stuck in consistent day to day routine it gets hard to break up the monotony. I just stay as random as I can. It keeps me guessing.I grew up in Kalamazoo, Michigan. (And yes I was born this color). Kalamazoo is not a bad place. I learned how to play and appreciate music there. and if I can't change attitudes with that I will have to resort to writing my book. (which i have started as a collection of short stories)It really iritates the hell out of me that nothing can be straight forward in this world. Everyone has somthing to hide. The ones with the most to hide are the ones with the money, the control, and usually have something to sell you.Welcome to the end of the line where everyone is a salesman. And they are just dying to sell you themselves...
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My Interests

I'm what you might call an astronaut/farmer/race car driver/deep sea diver/janitor. Really all that means is I like poetry, playing music and being outside.

I'd like to meet:

A religious fundamentalist that is not out of their goddamn mind!!!Religion, HELP SPREAD THE CRAZY!!!Religion is, to a certain extent, heredetary. EVERYONE HAS THE ABILITY TO BE A GOOD PERSON! WHY DO YOU NEED AN OUTLINE TO TELL YOU HOW TO BEHAVE? Break out the clippers we are going to shave some sheople.

Music:

Clutch, Tool, A Perfect Circle, The Mars Volta, System of a Down, Metallica, Deftones, Every Time I Die, The Bled, Cee Lo Green, Head Automatica, MSI, The Devil Wears Prada, Jack Johnson, Cake, The FloBots, and so many many more

Movies:

I have made a few. They were never released but I don't mind. I'm kinda shy about the size of my penis anyhow.....

Television:

Rescue Me, Entourage, Adult Swim (I can do perfect Chris Griffen and Meatwad impressions), and CNN for a few laughs.

Books:

Chuck Paliniuk, Richard Dawkings, Kurt Vonnegut

Heroes:

MTV - because everyone one knows you're not milking the maximum potential out of a show unless you have; the colors red and blue in it, a gay man, a DJ, backflips, screaming premenstrual girls, and some guy with giant dreads talking about suckas!