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Captain Jack

Yes, I am in a world of shit, but I am alive . . .

About Me

THE RESTLESS ARE NEVER CONTENT WITH SIMPLICITY, SO WE WILL GO OUT OF OUR WAY TO CREATE CHAOS.... SOMETIMES EVEN AT OUR OWN EXPENSE.
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Name: Jack Haserot
Birthday: July 12, 1982
Birthplace: Cali
Current Location: Home
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brownish
Height: Six
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: My Dancin Shoes
Your Weakness: None.
Your Fears: Losing an arm.
Your Perfect Pizza: Anything Free.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Win a lot of money.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Haha.
Thoughts First Waking Up: Who's this?
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes, I suppose.
Your Bedtime: When beer says.
Your Most Missed Memory: Sane Time in the long long ago.
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Carl's Jr or nothing.
Single or Group Dates: I don't date.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Tea's for Brits.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Whatever makes me stay awake.
Do you Smoke: As much as possible.
Do you Swear: Fuck yea.
Do you Sing: By myself.
Do you Shower Daily: Depends if I'm running late.
Have you Been in Love: Looking back ... No.
Do you want to go to College: To cool for skool.
Do you want to get Married: Not again.
Do you belive in yourself: No.
Do you get Motion Sickness: No.
Do you think you are Attractive: Not on the inside.
Are you a Health Freak: Haha, no.
Do you get along with your Parents: I love my mommy.
Do you like Thunderstorms: No No No No.
Do you play an Instrument: Do I count?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Like 5 minutes ago.
In the past month have you Smoked: Like 20 seconds ago.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: The Government gave em to me.
In the past month have you gone on a Date:
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nope.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Uhhh, No.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Depends.
Ever been Drunk: Ah Yeah.
Ever been called a Tease: No.
Ever been Beaten up: I wouldn't say that.
Ever Shoplifted: No, but I've been the decoy.
How do you want to Die: Slowly ... time for reflection.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Secret Agent.
What country would you most like to Visit: Back to Iraq.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue.
Favourite Hair Color: Blonde.
Short or Long Hair: Longer the better.
Height: Shorter than me.
Weight: Not as much as me.
Best Clothing Style: Not slutty if you want me to call you back.
Number of Drugs I have taken: 5. Mostly legal.
Number of CDs I own: Psh, DL Illegally.
Number of Piercings: None.
Number of Tattoos: One.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: To much.
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My Interests

Girls, guns, bars, exercise, music, and sweet sweet death.

I'd like to meet:

My old self, so I can beat him.

Movies:

Either make me laugh or blow stuff and shoot more guns than is necessary.

Television:

I don't even own a television. Though I own one DVD box set of Smallville. So I guess that's my favorite show.

Books:

I'll read it as long as nobody tells me I have to read it.

Heroes:

None come to mind.