I would like to challenge... |
Amy Winehouse to a drinking contest.That's right I challenge Amy Winehouse to a drinking contest.anyone who knows her let her know i said so.I will drink that hottie under the table or die trying. We ...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 10:23:00 GMT |
Who is Ugly? |
STOP!Please people stop .... telling me that god doesn't make mistakes (religious freaks).... that i need to work on my self esteem (self-help freaks).... that i am being to hard on myself (overly co...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 09:35:00 GMT |
I Broke UP with the Marlboro Man |
I started dating the Marlboro Man at the age of 15.Tho we have had our ups and downs he has always been there with me.When I was stressed he calmed me.When I was bored he occuppied me.When drunk he ca...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 07:56:00 GMT |
The Girl is a Triple Threat |
so i am currently working on my TRIPLE THREAT (look out!)You can never be:TOO THIN..">TOO RICH..">orTOO SMART..">
Posted by on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 09:52:00 GMT |
2006 the year that i : Hang me by my love balloons |
HANG ME BY MY LOVE BALLOONS by sindella..">this image is exactly what this year has been for me.for those who know me best i need say no more.for the rest.... my greatest strength has always been my...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 08:21:00 GMT |
My Gotham City Christmas |
i have always referred to my hometown, Detroit, as my Gotham City.Dark alleys, creepy characters, vacant streets, and steam rising up from the sewers are images that come to mind from my scandalous yo...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 14:01:00 GMT |
What do you get when you mix group o guys, 5 drunk girls, and a swing? |
(now now, get your mind outta my gutter;)you getUgly with a nasty bruise, a wicked hangover, burn holes in my tights, writing on my body, and Dov Charney's num in my celly. (which miraculously found ...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 14:31:00 GMT |
Gaydar Repairs |
I am looking for someone who knows how to fix gaydar. This damn city has put mine in over-load and it malfunctioned. Not only am i a fag hag more than twice over but even the straight boys i know r ...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 11:12:00 GMT |
A BUFFIN' HORROR |
I can't say much about Buf's Horror x-mas party cause i don't remember. So i guess it means it was a success. I do remember the night b4 making over a hundred jello shots & 3 dozen of my brownies. Th...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 11:47:00 GMT |
David Lynch plot twist |
I always thought my life was like a movie. If you know me then u know the amount of drama that whirls around me on a daily basis. But i had no idea the movie is being directed by David Lynch. Perfe...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 14:21:00 GMT |
