Kristy

Hi. Writing this bit is pretty tough because you never see yourself how others do, plus I'm more of a mathematical whizkid than a literary genius. Basically my life comprises of being 35% housewife, (not a very good one) 29% hobby "mom" and 9% grocery girl. The first bit is easy. I spend my days having lunch with my friends, (you know who you are kids) shopping or dossing about contemplating getting a cleaner or gardener or actually stacking the dishwasher by hand! While that is all well and good it only lasts till 3pm weekdays. Next theres hobby "mom". I spend this bit of my life being a taxi service, organising events, paying lots of money to lots of people and generally running from pillar to post making sure my kids are enjoying what they do. Now grocery girl is a whole different kettle of fish. I work in my parents shop in Billingham on their busy day. I get paid in washing power and fabric conditioner but i don't do it for that obviously. I did leave for an office job at one point but that really was the worst job i have ever done (bloody office politics) and decided, like the prodigal son, to return. The staff are fab, the chavs and drunks who come in are funny and there are some lovely regulars who make it worth while in between the swearing little bastards of Billingham! Theres 27% of Kristy left over i hear you say. Well I'll let you make your own mind up about that ;)