Seriously trying to keep Mare entertained and happy. Being, in my opinion, a mediocre boyfriend(Modesty is still cool, right?).Staying happy. Trying to play Bigwig tunes on my busted ass guitar, TV, video games, altering my state of mind, being funny (trying to be at least.I do a lot of trying...hmm...), disappointing my parents, passively watching the decline of man and the world deteriorate and a bunch more that I can't think of right now.
FUN!(that's right, I personified that bitch!). Anyone thats ever; hated me, loathed me, despised me (I know they're the same, Dictionary.com, bitches!). All the fuckers I knew back in school. The fuckers I know..front...in..school(yeah, even I don't get it). Any and everyone I suppose. Well, I sure as shit wouldn't want to meet that surly old bitch, Judge Judy, so not ANYONE, but for the most part...yeah, anyone. Well no...not ANYONE(im seriously like this ALL the time. My babydoll puts up with A LOT!) Hulk Hogan, Bigwig, my friend Erik all over again once he gets released, people who dig Bigwig, funny fools, friendly fools, famous fools and a whole mess of other fools, a real-life pirate because they're just SO much better than ninjas. Now lets play, "who would like to meet ME?"....hmm...this game sucks.
Dude, come on...Bigwig is the best shit, EVER! I like all types of genres/styles, but anything that is fast and aggressive is my cup of tea. I like Bigwig, Deviates, Lagwagon, Rise Against, RBF, RxBandits, CramSession(R.I.P), Shit I like shaking my ass to; Bloc Party, Placebo, The Killers, The Parental's voices when they're tryin' to have a serious chat with me(I'm such a dick, haw?), Mariana's cellphone...look, let's just leave it at, "I like shakin' my ass.". Here's a list of songs I never listen to by bands I hate.Enjoy...
All fucking kinds. Seriously, I'm all over the place here and I'll be here forever if I try to List them all. Aww what the hell, I've got time for a few; The fucking GOONIES!, The Salton Sea, Glory Daze, Vulgar, A Better Place, Mallrats, Dogma, House of 1000 Corpses and Devil's Rejects(Spaulding be funny, yo) Requiem for a Dream, Lonsome Jim(thanks bear), Spun, Havoc(yeah right, that shit sucks!) Waiting, Little Miss Sunshine, A Scanner Darkly, CryBaby, Eternal Sunshine..., I Heart Huckabees, Saw, the Nightmare series, Natural Born Killers, Swingers, LA Confidential, Memento, Super Troopers, All movies rated XXX, Monstersquad, Heat, Seven, Fast times..., Dazed and Confused...and thats just the beginning...I like movies :)
It's all about the funny. Reno 911!, South Park, Seinfeld, Scrubs, Squidbillies, Stella(whats with all the S's?), Metalocalypse, Moral Orel. All the reality shit that Mare can't stand, Mtv, VH1 and on and on and on...
I've lost both the patience and attention span to read anymore, but I liked; BlackHawk Down, Killing Pablo, Band of Brothers, Stoker's Dracula(movie sucked), The Regulators, Desperation(movie sucked), Pet Semetary and pretty much everything that Michael"what a sexy first name" Crichton has ever written.
Anyone who has the courage to be his/her self regardless of the consequences, and all of us who retain the hope and find the strength to get out of bed each morning/afternoon/evening...Hold on, fucker.