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About Me

I'm the King of the Castle. You're the Dirty Rascal.Howdy Howdy Fuckin' Partners! My name is Cara, Cara Ware.
YES. I know. Wares Cara? There she is!
Tupper Ware. Cara Wara.
When I cross the road I must be Caraware...
Caraware. Car Aware. Car-AWARE!
See what I did there?;]
That one is my favourite I must say =]
I'm a bit of a geek at heart.
But I bet you figured that one out already!
I was born in Milton Keynes.
I grew up in Newport Pagnell.
When I was 13 I moved to Newark in Nottinghamshire.
Then I moved to Brighton when I turned 16.
^_^ Brief summary of my life for you. Heh heh.
Ladies and gentlespoons the best joke you will ever hear...Two sausages in a pan...one turns to the other and says 'Man! It's hot in here!' The other says 'HOLY SHIT A TALKING SAUSAGE!' Ta da! =D
Here's another amazing joke, but if you're easily offended please don't read on...
Why is a woman's arsehole and a 9v battery similar?
Even though you know its wrong, you're going to put your tongue on it anyway!
Hehe XD
Lyndsey Thompson and Holly Lane are two of the best people I've ever met. Ever. Ever. And they rock my little world. Love you two. xxx -+- LOVE. My wonderful boyfriend Daniel Teale TATTOOS. Bright Hair. The wierd and wonderful. Void Illusion. Things that are slightly out of the ordinary. Spontaneity. Theme Parks. America. I Huskey Dogs. BULLDOGS ;D. Pizza. Tim Burton. Vodka. Dancing : The Running Man. Acting on impulse. Men's cologne. Travelling. Drawing. Stars. Getting a phone call from someone special when you don't expect it. Snow. Snowmen. Snowball Fights. Sun. Summer. Beaches. Board Shorts. Blossom Trees. Music. Films. Body Boarding. Day Dreaming. Harajuku Girls.-+- Now that she's back in the atmosphere, with drops of Jupiter in her hair.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Stephen Fry
Russell Brand
Sandra Bullock
Tim Burton
Johnny Depp

Music:

I see nothing in your eyes
And the more I see the Less I like
Is it over yet?
In my head?
I know nothing of your kind
And I won't reveal your evil mind
Is it over yet?
I can't win
So sacrifice yourself
And let me have what's left
I know that I can find
A fire in your eyes
I'm goin all the way
Get away, please
You take the breath right out of me
you left a hole where my heart should be
You've got to fight just to make it through
Cause I will be the death of you
This will be all over soon
Pour the salt into the open wound
Is it over yet?
Let me in
So sacrifice yourself
And let me have what's left
I know that I can find
A fire in your eyes
I'm goin all the way
Get away, please
You take the breath right out of me
you left a hole where my heart should be
You've gotta fight just to make it through
Cause I will be the death of you
Take, take, take
I'm waiting
I'm praying
Realize
Start hating
You take the breath right out of me
you left a hole where my heart should be
You've gotta fight just to make it through
Cause I will be the death of you

Movies:

I am Jack's smirking revenge.
"Why's he called the Rabbi?" .... "Because he's a Rabbi..."
"I hear their periods attract bears!"
"I'M AN INCONSIDERATE PRICK!"
"If I'm not back in ten minutes...just wait longer..."
"How about I get you a spoon, so you can eat my ass..."
"...and he'll be dead before desert!" "Which is a shame because its going to be delicous!"
"They popped out of the snow! LIKE DAISIES!"
"ESCAPEYYYYYYY! Funny...that's spelt like escape!"

Television:

"Because she's got Big Ass Boobies!"
"Dear God...This parachute is a napsack!"
"I know what you're thinking...Don't think that..."
I'M OLD GREG! I'VE GOT A MANGINA!
"Hello Brian..."

Books:

Anything by Stephen King My two favourites are Pet Sematary and Salem's Lot Derren Brown's Trick Of The Mind is amazing. And I am an original Harry Potter fan. I was reading before it was cool ;]

Heroes:

Barry Scott :]