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I am the strongest man in the world.My clothes are 40/60, cotton/titanium blend outfit. I love golf- I've hit a golf ball 300,003m from a driving range before. In staring contests, I utilize heat vision to win staring competitions- but I absolutely hate Whammy Bars. Keep them shits away from me. I'm not an alien- Ellen has scientifically cleared that up for me. Besides, my mucus is standard colour and I can hop on one leg.