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About Me

I clicked on "Edit Personality", but it didn't work - I haven't changed a bit!

So I am still not "the norm". I'm not "camera friendly". I don't "wear clothes that fit me". I'm not a "heartbreaker". I haven't "had sex with a man"; I don't know "how that works". I'm not "hygenic". I don't "wipe properly". I lack "style". I don't have "charisma" or "self esteem". I don't "own a toothbrush". I'm not "likable". I don't "get along with people".I don't "change my underwear". I'm not "buff". I don't have "firm breasts". I don't "exercise". And when I do sweat, I don't "shower". I'm not "spick and span". I don't "clean the area between my crotch and legs"... maybe i'll have more luck on Facebook

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

YOU! Of course...
Ant, Slug, Seth McFarlane, Demetri Martin, all myspace friends, anyone who can make me laugh, anyone fun, laid-back and kind.

My Blog

Ice Road Trucking

For those of you who never heard of Ice Road Truckin' on History Channel, you missed out! Unfortunately, season 1 just ended, but I'm looking forward to season 2. Who knew that watching peop...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 11:13:00 GMT

I decided to sleep my way to the top...

since there is so much I want to accomplish. But I think I misunderstood the concept - apparently there is supposed to be another person involved. Which explains why literally sleeping 10 hours a day...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 18:46:00 GMT

Some people work hard

...and play hard. Not me. If I have to work hard, I'm taking it easy the rest of the day. I'm just not ambitious enough to play hard, too. In fact, I don't think playing should ever be hard. If it is,...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 15:34:00 GMT

Damn you, Tommy Tutone!

Last night our friend's band was playing at Dibbo's in Hudson, WI - it's always a fun time, cheap drinks and lots of dancing. They play 80's rock covers - AC/DC, Journey, Bon Jovi, etc - no Bangles or...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 09:41:00 GMT