Chuck

Hello. I am chuck norris. first of all i went to the virgin islands and when i left they had to rename then just the islands. how funny. one time i punched someone in the soul. i lost my virginity before my dad. it is a rumor that behind my rugged beard is another fist...that is not correct. its a leg so i can do two roundhouse kicks at one time. and that is not a rumor about if you sleep wit me and you are on top you automatically qualify for the mile high club. its true. so ladies holla.