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Harleen (Harley please) Harley was born into a nice family with great loving parents and a skill for gymnastics. At a young age, she was placed into (Blah blah blah... let me explain okay?) ::Pops bubbles:: I was popular, Happy and had a futura! A Gymnastic scholarship to where ever I wanted! But eh, that can only getcha so far right? So, I decided on usin' it for plan B Criminal Psychologist. I excelled with a little assistance of course. Anyway so then I interned at Arkham and I met the clown of my dreams. he did the one thing no other guy ever did. He made me laugh. Then cry... b-but laugh first... From that moment on, it was true love, I was gonna spend the rest of my life with Mistah J, but first I busted him out and became the girl you see today! We do capers all the time and yeah, I get a black eye every now and again, but I think he really loves me and if not... Maybe he will at least pretend to right?(a volunteered Psychiatric evaluation for Miss Harleen F. Quinzel)
::In a very calm soft voice::
"When I was a little girl, I loved the circus. the music, the animals, and especially the clowns and acrobats. So, I talked my mother and father into puttng me into gymnastics."
::Sips some tea and crosses legs::
"I was one of the best in my class and even did a few championships. In fact, I did it all through High school and even recieved a scolarship for it.
::Sigh regretfully::
But Criminal Psychology was what I really wanted to do. It always interested me. How the insane mind works and what not. So, that's what I took as my college major. I wasn't the best in that class, but I always managed to pull a few strings to pass."
::Winks coyly and shifts a bit in the chair::
"There was one insane criminal imparticular that interested me the most. You know him as the Joker. I suppose the idea of those silly clowns and the circus rushed over me when I first saw him in the news paper. At first, however, I was far from impressed by his uncanny good looks and winning personality."
::A slight blush brushes across her nose and cheeks::
"But then..."
"He made me laugh. From that moment on, I was in love and wanted to spend the rest of my life with him. So... I busted him out."
::Her voice becomes high and squeaky as she talks. Not calm and soft as before::
"And I know even though, there are bumps and bruises, Mista J loves me to!"
::She shifts in her chair again and pulls out what appears to be a toy pop-gun::
"Session's over Doc."
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Hareleen Francis Quinzel
Birthday: A lady never discusses her age
Birthplace: Gotham
Current Location: Gotham... duh?
Eye Color: Blue as blue can be!
Hair Color: blond, but it aint natural
Height: 5' 7"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: My what?
The Shoes You Wore Today: One red, one black
Your Weakness: Clowns... And cotton candy.
Your Fears: Batmen... Though sometimes it aint all THAT bad
Your Perfect Pizza: extra bat
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Make Mistah J marry me?
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: what?
Thoughts First Waking Up: he didn't have ta hit me so hard
Your Best Physical Feature: My voice. Everybody just tears up when they hear it!
Your Bedtime: when i get there.
Your Most Missed Memory: Bein... normal I guess.
Pepsi or Coke: COKE! Can't beat the real thing!
MacDonalds or Burger King: MacDonalds!
Single or Group Dates: Any date?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Tea if the Clock King
Chocolate or Vanilla: Cotton candy!
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee!
Do you Smoke: only when I'm on fire
Do you Swear: Hell no!
Do you Sing: I have the voice of an angel
Do you Shower Daily: I gotta get all that clown make up off
Have you Been in Love: Currently
Do you want to go to College: Been there done that... look where it got me
Do you want to get Married: Oh I do!
Do you belive in yourself: I aint Santa Claus
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only when Puddin is spinnin me around by my jester hat
Do you think you are Attractive: Very much so
Are you a Health Freak: Take out the health and you're speakin my language
Do you get along with your Parents: I aint seen'em in a while
Do you like Thunderstorms: Only if Lightening strikes the bat!
Do you play an Instrument: Bicycle horn and kazoo count?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Nah. I used it on some wounds though
In the past month have you Smoked: Uhm... haven't been on fire.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Well, i did get giggle gassed the other day...
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no...
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: To pick up a few things -wink-
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I prefer to take them out of the box and eat them.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yeah
In the past month have you been on Stage: Kinda... it was a line up.
In the past month have you been Dumped: only 31 times
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No way! It's way too old and Puddin aint a fan of water
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Does the name Harley Quinn mean anything to you?
Ever been Drunk: On love...
Ever been called a Tease: Yeah...
Ever been Beaten up: On a daily basis
Ever Shoplifted: See four questions up
How do you want to Die: In the hands of my Puddin... Not BY the hands of my Puddin
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Grow up? Who wants to do that?
What country would you most like to Visit: Anywhere the bat aint
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Dark
Favourite Hair Color: Green!
Short or Long Hair: Short!
Height: Tall
Weight: Thin
Best Clothing Style: Purple zoot suit!
Number of Drugs I have taken: well, do vaccinations and antidotes count?
Number of CDs I own: Lots
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1: Laughing at Misah J the first time.
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