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Benjamin

Whatever! Shutup!

About Me

Urgggg, I hated doing this...... Ok, here you go, I love to: party, sculpt, paint, and design. I used to live for surfing but now I am to fat to get in my wet suit. I prefer to listen to rock, I only dance to hip-hop, but when I am in a chill mode with friends then DJ Rob Bishop the God Father of Frisco Funk must be on the decks. I make my living by slangin booz and forcing you to dance. Enough already just come to my party. Log on to TabuSF.com, sit down, shut up and enjoy the ride…Biatch! "Oh yeah" we should get this out of the way now. I listen to Bocelli, I where a Louis Vuitton hand bag, and I own two 80lbs. Standard Poodles. If you think that's gay, well then F*.. you!

My Interests

Being a drunk!, good art, making people laugh their balls off, and forcing you to dance every Saturday at Tabu! TabuSF.com, check it out.

I'd like to meet:

I WANT MORE FRIENDSSSSSS. I want you Fu*ker's to come party with me at my club. I have a live in girlfriend (don't know how that happened)so I am taken.However if by chance you are a hopefull lady and you really want to know what floats my boat "Once You've Been Asian Odioss Caucasian." Sorry I can't help it. Dove shaped eyes, smooth brown skin and full lips makes me bananas. Swiiiiiiiing that monkey!

Movies:

The Dark Crystal, Anything Mafia ex: Goodfellas, God Father.... (It's the nightclub life!) Mel Gibson, and Tom Hanks are my favorite actors. Peter Jackson is a god and Jhony Dep is amazing even though he should shut his hole when it come to the worlds problems.

Television:

OK, I am a law and order freak. I can't get enough. I wish it had it's own chanell 24/7. On the lighter side King of the Hill makes me laugh until I wet my pants. There are many red necks in my family. We own stock in Hee Haw!

Books:

Playboy used to be cool until they started shoving the whole blond thing down our throats. I am neither white nor black. I am polka dot and damn it, I want to see some more brown sistas with real "dig'em smacks." It's time for Heff to go and meet Jesus.And speaking of Jesus I love the Bible. Seriously! I am a surfer it runs in our blood. Jesus is my role dog. Without God there is nothing and I can't imagine having nothing inside me. I don't consider myself a Christian only because I don't feel worthy of the title. The reason why I know God exist is because I am allowed to live. I have done more evil then most and I am sure it is only grace that keeps me breathing. I urge all of you to start a journey where you begin to explore inside for the answer to who and why you are. Read a book called "Evidence That Demands A Verdict" it will change your life.So my bible yeah, it sits next to my Maxum magazines. God made em, man prints em, we all enjoy em. Dear Lord!!

Heroes:

My dad, was suup pops, Jim Henson, Jesus, Tiny, and the men I love to hate: The unholly trinity, Brit Hahn, Ray Bobit and Steven Lee. They taught me how to feed myself and for giving me an education in the school of life I owe them my props. However I must mention that one of three would steal your dollar and then help you look for it.

My Blog

The one really good thing about this site

This site allows me to see how blessed I am. It is a constant reminder of how good I have it. My career is exploding and I have so many people to share it with. I love glancing through my friends prof...
Posted by Benjamin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST