I want my pennies |
I had a very unfortunate experience today at my favorite gas station. I got my coffee, and my favorite checkout girl had a really long line, while "new checkout girl" had a short line. So,...
Posted by Emily on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 10:08:00 PST |
Shameful or Funny? Hard to say. |
The other day I was jogging in the park along Hayden and 77th with Jessica, and she had to go to potty. I didn't have to go potty. But the lightbulb in my head overcompensated for the dimn...
Posted by Emily on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 09:14:00 PST |
Trains and Pieces of Me |
My day at work was incredible. Not incredible like I finished a marathon, or not incredible like I just made a best friend who wears the same size clothes, or not incredible l...
Posted by Emily on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 05:30:00 PST |
My thumb |
I suppose that if I wanted to send my thumb to you in the mail, it would cost $1.11, that is as long as I can squish it to make the maximum thickness requirement for regular first class postage.
Posted by Emily on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 06:54:00 PST |
101 Things to do before I die |
I'm always looking for really cool things to do. So, I bought a book called, "101 Things To Do Before You Die" from Urban Outfitters, and well I'm a little worried that I won'...
Posted by Emily on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 10:39:00 PST |
Wigwomen: A subculture |
I've discovered a whole subculture in my very own back yard. Well, it's about 3 miles from what would be my back yard if I had one.It all began on a crisp afternoon on November 27, 2006. I decided t...
Posted by Emily on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 05:26:00 PST |
The day my soup stabbed me in the back |
If there's one thing you should know about me, it's that I love soup. Well, I like noodle soup. I'm talkingabout any kind of soup with noodles. Mrs. Grass's, Chicken Broth with Orzo, Campbell's Chi...
Posted by Emily on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 12:32:00 PST |
No good deed goes unpunished |
I tried to donate platelets today, and all I got was a bruise and pain in my arm, which is killing me. But if I need to amputate, I'm getting a hook for a hand. But I think the more import...
Posted by Emily on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 10:08:00 PST |
More Gas-X than I had planned |
"I like your boobs. They are very friendly and unpretentious."
~The Science of Sleep
I went to the movies tonight for a good ole indie, and it was great, but now I'm at home enjoying Gas-X becau...
Posted by Emily on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 12:01:00 PST |
Vacation's over |
My vacation is over now. I'm very happy to be going home, but I'm very dissatisfied that I shall be resuming my former lifestyle. Here are some things I'm happy about:
my futon, watching m...
Posted by Emily on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 11:19:00 PST |
