tickets this way for the chatsworth express.
come and watch pikeys making a mess of the lives they were given by him upstairs and kids they're convinced aren't actually theirs. What sounds on earth could ever replace Kids needing money or wives in your face? Cause this people reckon, and me included, is why pubs and drugs were kindly invented - to calm us all down, to stop us going mental.
these are chatsworth estate's basic essentials. We are worth every penny for grinding your axes. And you shit on our head, but you pay the taxes. Imagine a Britain without Chatsworth's buccaneers who would come on your face for the price of a beer.
