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MilaMan

I'm a transexual transvestite from Transylvania

About Me

Mike --
[adjective]:

Like in nature to a banana peel

I took a Quiz, and this was the result...

Why are we MySpace Friends?
I'm paying you
You're paying me
We've slept together
You want us to sleep together
I've slept with your significant other
I've slept with one of your family members
You feel sorry for my lack of popularity
We banged the same hooker in Vegas
YOU'RE the hooker I banged in Vegas
You honestly have no idea

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My Interests

I like movies, and no I don't have a fave actor/director/film/etc...so don't bother asking. I like music...I played trombone for like 10 years, but I haven't seen one in a while. I love the theatre...I was an actor who wanted to be a playwright, but everyone wanted me on stage and didn't care how good a writer I was (am). I also like hiking/camping/canoeing/etc. It's good to get out and see what else is on this forsaken rock I've been forced to habitate. Uhm...Yeah...that's about it, I guess. Wanna know more? Grow some juevos and ask me.

I'd like to meet:

Scott Bakula...don't ask...I'm just obsessed with Quantum Leap

Music:

Daddy by: Sylvia Plath You do not do, you do not do Any more, black shoe In which I have lived like a foot For thirty years, poor and white, Barely daring to breathe or Achoo.Daddy, I have had to kill you. You died before I had time-- Marble-heavy, a bag full of God, Ghastly statue with one gray toe Big as a Frisco sealAnd a head in the freakish Atlantic Where it pours bean green over blue In the waters off beautiful Nauset. I used to pray to recover you. Ach, du.In the German tongue, in the Polish town Scraped flat by the roller Of wars, wars, wars. But the name of the town is common. My Polack friendSays there are a dozen or two. So I never could tell where you Put your foot, your root, I never could talk to you. The tongue stuck in my jaw.It stuck in a barb wire snare. Ich, ich, ich, ich, I could hardly speak. I thought every German was you. And the language obsceneAn engine, an engine Chuffing me off like a Jew. A Jew to Dachau, Auschwitz, Belsen. I began to talk like a Jew. I think I may well be a Jew.The snows of the Tyrol, the clear beer of Vienna Are not very pure or true. With my gipsy ancestress and my weird luck And my Taroc pack and my Taroc pack I may be a bit of a Jew.I have always been scared of you, With your Luftwaffe, your gobbledygoo. And your neat mustache And your Aryan eye, bright blue. Panzer-man, panzer-man, O You--Not God but a swastika So black no sky could squeak through. Every woman adores a Fascist, The boot in the face, the brute Brute heart of a brute like you.You stand at the blackboard, daddy, In the picture I have of you, A cleft in your chin instead of your foot But no less a devil for that, no not Any less the black man whoBit my pretty red heart in two. I was ten when they buried you. At twenty I tried to die And get back, back, back to you. I thought even the bones would do.But they pulled me out of the sack, And they stuck me together with glue. And then I knew what to do. I made a model of you, A man in black with a Meinkampf lookAnd a love of the rack and the screw. And I said I do, I do. So daddy, I'm finally through. The black telephone's off at the root, The voices just can't worm through.If I've killed one man, I've killed two-- The vampire who said he was you And drank my blood for a year, Seven years, if you want to know. Daddy, you can lie back now.There's a stake in your fat black heart And the villagers never liked you. They are dancing and stamping on you. They always knew it was you. Daddy, daddy, you bastard, I'm through.

Movies:

Ah-ha...Good topic. I could probably max out the internet's available space with all the movies I love...but I'll try to keep this short. Romance - Gotta go with Moulin Rouge *shrugs* Comedy - Too many to list, faves are Danny Kaye, Gene Wilder, Mel Brooks, Monty Python, Eddie Izzard, Woody Allen, Steve Martin, and anything by Kevin smith, etc etc etc Action - Hmm...I'm gonna go with anything with Bruce Willis or Nick Cage... Misc choices - Lord of the Rings series (duh), anything by Quentin Tarantino (especially Four Rooms...HILARIOUS), uhm...yeah...get back to me on that.

Television:

Quantum Leap (best television series of all time, hands down). Animaniacs (best animated television series of all time, hands down). Friends (I'm a lot like Chandler if you'd like to fill in the "About Me" section on your own)

Books:

Ah jeez...Anything by J.D. Salinger, Chaim Potok, Robert Jordan, R.A. Salvatore, Elaine Cunningham, Terry Brooks, Sandra Brown, Dan Brown...Sadly, I do love the Harry Potter series...But I think the best books of all time, for me, is the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy books by Douglas Adams...Besides all those, I could probably sit here for the next hour talking about my favorite authors.

Heroes:

Albert Einstein, William Shakespeare, the guy who invented Ranch dressing/dip, my mother (of course), and...I'm gonna go with...Brody from Mallrats.

My Blog

A heartfelt message

This message is for the man whose face I've never seen, but whose lifeless body is the only thing I see when I close my eyes. This is for the man who awoke this morning with a job to do, but died befo...
Posted by MilaMan on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 06:15:00 PST

Knne Stuff

Well, its over.  I had the surgery.  Everything's great...this is just the next day, and I can already walk on it...for a little bit, anyway.  The crutches help for any long distance (i...
Posted by MilaMan on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 03:00:00 PST

I wonder if anyone even reads these?

Well, here we are...June...Summer is finally kicking off, and I don't know about where you all are, but here in good ol' South Korea it's hotter'n fuck...and it's only going to get hotter... For those...
Posted by MilaMan on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 10:28:00 PST

wow....i fucked up....

So, apparently I passed out in a bar last night and was taken to the E.R. on base.  The last thing I remember is calling my friend John and asking him where he was, and then waking up in the E.R...
Posted by MilaMan on Mon, 26 Dec 2005 12:20:00 PST

guess who's back...back again...

Wow, for a very long time I couldn't log into this here myspace website...Now all of a sudden I can...who knew... Let's see...news to report since my last blog entry an eternity ago...yeah...quite a b...
Posted by MilaMan on Sun, 18 Dec 2005 04:21:00 PST

well howdydo

I have been horrible keeping this site updated...But, here I am with..no new news.  Wow, my life is friggin exciting, isnt it? Uhm...what to say..I have no money, my work center thinks I'm an alc...
Posted by MilaMan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Wow this sucks

I know I haven't written a blog in a while, and I apologize for that... I am only writing one now to say this:  I got an LOR today.  for details, either message me, email me, or hit me ...
Posted by MilaMan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Hmm....

Well, it's Wednesday...we're over half way through this work week...That definitely makes me happy... Sunday was AWESOME...Spent the day with JiHye in Hyehwa...got to see a play and eat some Korean f...
Posted by MilaMan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

help me....

my roommate punched a hole in the wall last night...I don't really feel safe with him here anymore....who willingly destroys government property...? Help me...
Posted by MilaMan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

mother fucker

I had an AWESOME weekend planned...but no...oh no...no awesomeness for Mike Benson, hell no...I got stuck with the fucking pager...GOD DAMN IT...I was gonna have soooo much fun this weekend (amusement...
Posted by MilaMan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST