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Dusty Balls

Can I just have 4 beers?

About Me

Well I'm 23 and I've lived in Arizona my whole life. Sure it's hot as hell but I looooooove it here. I'm doing pre-pharmacy at ASU in hopes of becoming a drug dealer... I mean pharmacist. I work at Walgreens pharmacy in scottsdale and lets just say I see my fair share of valtrex being dispensed. So don't be a fool and wrap up! I enjoy allll of my friends and that make me happy.
Where did I put my pants...
I guess you can also say that I'm a pretty harsh critic. I'm someone who doesn't like a lot of movies or music. I don't think that mediocrity should be praised so I'll definitly be the first one to point out it's flaws. On the other hand when I'm dealing with people, I do not judge them at all. Anything from political background, religious views or just plain opinions I will not judge. I may think otherwise but as long as you don't preach to me about I will not do the same.
Here is a pic of my family... I can honestly say that we are very dysfunctional... but I absolutely love it!
I have also been told that I look like Doug Robb, the leadsinger of hoobastank
Here is my new puppy, I think his name Ninja, I'll let you know if it sticks

A priest, a rabbi, and a shaman walk into a bar... except there is no rabbi and no shaman and it's my 8th birthday, and the priest is molesting me........ and the priest is my dad and he's not a priest.

My Interests

Watching GOOD movies, playing golf, getting my learn on, getting smashed with good friends, liking boobs, keeping it real, dispensing drugs legally, fun runs, blasting my pecks,

I'd like to meet:



Adriana Lima said she wants to have my babies

Music:

Eminem, Metallica, Story of the Year, Yellow Card, A Perfect Circle, Linkin Park, 50 Cent, The Muse,

Movies:

Requiem for a Dream, Pulp Fiction, Donnie Darko, Batman Begins, Shawshank Redemption, Usual Suspect, Spider Man, Inside Man

Television:

Family Guy, Nip/Tuck, The Daily Show, Dr. 90210, Real World, Viva La Bam, Arrested Development, simpsons, Colbert Report

Books:

I have to admit... I'm not a big reader.

Heroes:

The gay american steel mill workers.Keep reaching for that rainbow!