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CO$$A

About Me

Hi. You can call me CO$$A. That's the alter ego I use to hide behind here on the web when I put out my songs. I figure that rappers and superheroes have cool names to protect their true identity, so why not me?I like to create and listen to a lot of different music. Usually in the vein of punk rock, old school rap, and comedy songs. Often the three of these merge.Every now and then I get an idea for a song that I want to write and record. I'm hoping that this Myspace page and the promise that someone may actually hear these songs will inspire and encourage me to be less lazy and record and post songs more often. But most likely, it will probably just get me fired from a job some day as someone will assume I'm just not quite right. And they would be right.Hope you enjoy what I'm doing on here. If you do, It would be greatly appreciated if you would e-mail this link to everyone you think may enjoy it. Your preacher, your teacher, your mailman, or if you're a politician, perhaps your favorite hooker.Be sure to also check out the videos I have posted on this page. They are all short films I co-wrote and directed with my very talented screenwriting partner, P. Prats. If you are a producer with oodles of cash, hit me up and will send you some truly amazing scripts that will win you an oscar and make you even richer. Or at least make you laugh.Peace out,CO$$A

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 28/11/2006
Band Members: Mostly I just play with myself. (Thus why "Playing With Myself" is going to be the title of my next album.) But I actually do play Guitars, Basses, Drums, Keyboards, Turntables, and do Vocals. Some of these much better than others. And if you don't play with yourself, then who will?
Influences: TR-808 drum machines, Fender guitars, the F-word, scratching, Ron Jeremy, the number 69, the letter C, vodka, Kyper, laughter, codeine cough syrup, The Muppets, The Beastie Boys, Distortion, the ocean, corrupt politicians, hope, dreams.
Sounds Like: Check out these videos. When I'm not doing music, I write and produce short films with a good friend of mine under the moniker Cleverscripts. Take a look and then forward them to everyone you know. Unless you're easily offended or highly judgemental, which in that case, please forget you know me..SHORT FILM - "TEA PARTY" (Our latest work).SHORT FILM - "REPUBLICANS, HOOKERS, AND GAYS. OH MY!" (Music video).SHORT FILM - "AMERICAN PORNO IDOL" (It's just a joke, chill.).SHORT FILM - "RENA RAY - 30 MINUTE METH" (Our very first one)
Record Label: Elkins Entertainment
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

American Porno Idol

Okay, you can go ahead and file this under "Oh no he didn't!" But yes we did. My producing partner and I have completed our latest short film titled "American Porno Idol." It answers the simple questi...
Posted by on Sat, 05 May 2007 17:51:00 GMT

Rena Ray - Thirty Minute Meth

When I'm not writing songs or daydreaming, I also write screenplays with a friend of mine. After learning exactly how hard it is to actually sell a script, we thought that maybe we should start making...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 20:24:00 GMT

Britney's Panties Part II

Alright, I have achieved a career milestone. Almost two. A few weeks ago I got reports that "Britney's Panties" was played on the Walton and Johnson radio show for several days in a row. Now, I didn't...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 20:05:00 GMT

If Hell Has A Jukebox

I've often wondered - If there is a Jukebox in Hell, what songs would be on it? It's got to be a limited selection, because even the best of songs would become pure torture if you had to listen to the...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 20:53:00 GMT

Britney's Panties

As you are probably aware, I have just posted my latest masterpiece???? It's called Britney's Panties and I hope you enjoy it. I have no idea what posessed me to write it and record it, but I knew I'd...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 13:21:00 GMT