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pond.

if you wanna look good and not be bummy....

About Me

i think i'm pretty fab. i bet you do too.i work resourcing humans. at my old job i recruited them, now i acquire them as talent.i'm charming and likeable, yet also catty and vindictive. i'm quite the conundrum (i don't think that's even the right word to use).now i live in south minneapolis. maybe it's uptown, maybe it's eat street, maybe it's "whittier." i don't care. i have my own apartment. i am a serious adult.i guess that's it (at least as much of it i want to put up here on myspace for all you stalker-types to read). now you all clearly know me inside and out. congrats to you on making a new best friend (me).I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

bars, stalking people via the internet, celebrities, drink drinks, giving guerra, the city bus, hanukkah, sharpies, craigslist, holy santos religious candles.

I'd like to meet:

people who don't suck. if you suck, i'll not be your friend.and also joanie from america's next top model.plus, anyone who likes to do the electric slide. don't knock it, it's a good dance.

Music:

once, david bowie recorded a song called "golden years." it is the best song of all time. i like other songs too, especially if they are by any of these folk: justin timberlake, yeah yeah yeahs, gwen stefani (both alone and with no doubt), arctic monkeys, franz ferdinand, ella fitzgerald, pussycat dolls, nina simone, aaliyah, fiona apple, ciara, beck, beyoncé (both alone and with destiny's child), shakira, fergie (both alone and with black eyed peas), the bravery, madonna, chenoa, xtina, edith piaf, etta james, TLC, steriogram, okGO, rihanna, nelly furtado, lily allen, hellogoodbye, kinky, lauryn hill, juanes, the hives, gorillaz, gang of four, gogol bordello, amy winehouse. plus, toxic is my ringtone. and it always will be.

Movies:

mean girls, amelie, the sound of music, national treasure, about a boy, troop beverly hills, any movie with a lot of cars drivng fast, clueless, saved!, borat, little miss sunshine.

Television:

anything MTV chooses to put on the air, law and order, colbert report, daily show, ugly betty, top model, friends re-runs.i pretty much schedule my whole life around project runway.

Books:

books about rehab (memoirs, not how-to's), http://trent.blogspot.com, newsweek, vanity fair.real books too.

Heroes:

regina george, phyllis neffler, mc hammer, and paris hilton (who's famous for nothing...and i totally love it).