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Nerdgit Begonia

I am here for Friends

About Me

I am very tall and important. I like things that are funny and dont like things that are UNfunny. I marry poorly and seem to like self destructive and abusive fixer uppers. But I'm changing my market and I'm scouting for a nice Jewish Doctor to be my next ex. I've got a beat and you can dance to me. I love Bollywood and bang bang shoot em up movies. I can't get enough video games. I really DO read a book a day. I dont like your children, and they dont like me either. I am unpleasant, but I have come to terms with foreskin, THANKS EUROPE! I make a mean pot roast and I've finally dated someone who's family didnt despise me-- It's wine and roses from here on out baby! . . . You know I dont go out if it's too hot. Inside cat thing again. I'm a goose, and a pumpkin, and I'll seduce your mom for recipes. I tried E harmony once and found out that I'm only compatible with 1% of the population. Do you want to be my second husband? I could certainly use the money . . . ..
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Your mom, and probably Lidia Bastianich . . .

My Blog

making enemies . . .

I'm pretty good at it I think.  I think I'm either a love me or hate me deal.  I don't mind making enemies, and I don't mind if people don't like me.  buuuuuut it's probably best if the people that do...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Jun 2009 09:46:00 GMT

Things I don't like . . .

So seriously.  I am really tired of hyposcrisy.  Really.  I am told not to judge someone for their lifestyle and what they do and whom they've married and what they do in their spare time.  And you kn...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Jun 2009 21:49:00 GMT

In process . . .

I don't blog any more, I got really out of the habit when I stopped having, you know . . . internet access.  BUT, so much is going on that maybe it's just time again.  First off, this is probably main...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Jun 2009 20:02:00 GMT

so finally I am back online

ok guys, I finally have a computer now and so I'm back online.  I'm only posting this to let you know that I really only use my facebook now!  You can find me under the same name Nerdgit Begonia.  And...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Apr 2009 07:39:00 GMT

I AM fabulous . . . right?

Yes, I totally am.  But only in other people's heads. People that dont know me that is.  At work, everyone in my office thinks I'm SO incredibly smooth and clever.  They've got this ide...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Nov 2008 02:43:00 GMT

my boyfriend doesnt think Im funny...

It's totally true.  It's the most shocking thing about anyone Iv'e ever dated.  What?  Your mother and Father are really brother and sister?  Ok.  What?  You were born wi...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Oct 2008 22:55:00 GMT

Sister Golden Hair Surprise.

What is it?  I haven't blogged in nearly 6 months and I don't particularly feel like blogging now.  I haven't had a computer readily availble to me and so that, naturally has hindered any on...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Jul 2008 09:02:00 GMT

MLK Day

It's late, monday is almost over.  watching pulp fiction and am about to go to bed.  I'm still here, still by myself.  I don't belong to anyone anymore except scarlett.  Though I s...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 21:14:00 GMT

Moving . . . again. With corrections

Well, it wasn't supposed to be this soon, but--the time has finally come.  I'm leaving Shawn today.  It's been brewing a while and it's been over for even longer.  It doesn't have anyth...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 09:15:00 GMT

Pardon me but I seem to have the plague . . .

Well, I had the best 6 days of my whole life on my vacation in New York.  Beautiful hotel, great company, amazing food, and no one yelled at me--not once.  We spent New Years Eve at a tiny F...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 22:32:00 GMT