Diem

I AM...
- an east coast chic with a west coast vibe
- an obese girl trapped inside a tiny asian body. butter and lard are my best friends. usually seen with a bag of pork rinds in one hand and a slim jim in the other. i also believe that a buffet was man's greatest creation!
- out of shape. only time i'd ever run is after an ice cream truck!
- average. yes i piss in the shower just like everyone else. aint no shame in that!
- a little yellow girl that thinks she's spanish and wished she'd look white from top up and brazilian from the waist down!
- a victim of an identity crisis. i want to be someone/something i'm not (mainly, a black/spanish mami).
- a big klutz when it comes down to it. remember the girl you saw yesterday falling across the street? the one that you didnt bother to help?? guess WHOO! yupz...that was me! Usually seen apologizing to furnitures after walking into them.
- the youngest of 3, so yes i am very spoiled! however, i am also very humble and was taught to never take anything for granted. i owe everything to my mum and popz and love my family very much, even though i call my sister a bitch on a daily.
- addicted to piercings. Had 13 at one point, now down to 11.
- attracted to the thuggish street looking guys. i want a guy who can protect me...not look better than me. but then again...i also have a soft spot for those who are dorky and timid.
- not here to hook up with anyone cuz im TAKEN. so please dont send me any messages or comments like "i wanna lick ur ______" or "imagine my _____ in your ______"!!!! im just gonna delete them cuz all those comments do is piss me off. do u really expect me to have any positive response to those? (and those who are stupid enough to actually send me those, it just proves that you havent really read anything in this section.)
- curtis jackson's future wife, lawyer, and baby's mama.
- a big time procrastinator.
- a ride or die chic. i'd go above and beyond for my friends (including wiping their ass when they're "piss" drunk and "taking one for the team") and expect the same in return.
- a M.A.C. make-up artist
- educated. currently majoring in criminology at SFSU with aspirations of entertainment law
- a "live action bratz doll"
- adventurous, spontaneous, impulsive and a bitch when necessary
- a sucka for panty dropping music, reggaeton, Carlos Mencia, and Family Guy
- a fan of men mags like FHM and Maxim
- financially unstable and a shopaholic
- tempted to pursue tax-free income on the streets because it sucks being a broke college student
- a myspace addict
- in no competition with anyone. we all have our own personalities that makes us unique. aint no need to immitate others and claim it as urself cuz then ur just being phony. it took a while for me to become fully secure with myself. im being ME so please go be U!