Bitchology |
When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a bitch. When I stand up for those I love, they call me a bitch. When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts or do things my own way, they call ...
Posted by ~*Olivi@*~ on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 09:04:00 PST |
It's like making Pancakes |
? Six -year-old Brandon decided one Saturday morning to fix his parents pancakes He found a big bowl and spoon, pulled a chair to the counter, opened the cupboard and pulled out the heavy flour canist...
Posted by ~*Olivi@*~ on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 10:52:00 PST |
Drug Problem.... |
The other day, I read that a met-amphetamine lab had been found in anold farm house in a nearby county. I asked a buddy of mine arhetorical question, "Why didn't we have a drug problem when you a...
Posted by ~*Olivi@*~ on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 02:44:00 PST |
A letter from..... |
Dear Children of mine, It has come to my attention that many of you are upset that folks are taking My name out of the season. Maybe you've forgotten that I wasn't actually born during this time of th...
Posted by ~*Olivi@*~ on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 08:00:00 PST |
Sometimes we get what we need and not what we want........ |
Once there were 3 trees on a hill in the woods. They were discussing their hopes and dreams when the 1st tree said, "Someday, I hope to be atreasure chest. I could be filled with gold, sil...
Posted by ~*Olivi@*~ on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 07:39:00 PST |
What Happens in Heaven |
I dreamt that I went to Heaven and an angel was showing me around.
We walked side-by-side inside a large workroom filled with angels. My angel guide stopped in front of the first...
Posted by ~*Olivi@*~ on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 02:15:00 PST |
