Shane

my shane tanaka. he is not particulary good looking in the morning, or the afternoon or at night. he has a good sense of knowing right from wrong when it comes to others. he's very good at keeping the best food to himself, setting random things on fire, being late to important events, sleeping on the phone while wasting minutes, fidgeting during long durations of time, screaming when he sees spiders, holding in his internal gas until the right moment, and singing alicia keys in his boy voice. he reads meaningful novels on earthquakes, wakes up at 6am to go to school at 7:30, steals his dad's car for nothing, buys cashmere sweaters, gets yelled at by his parents, recieves choppy haircuts from his experienced stylist, participates in the americans cancer society, walks up 5 hills during 90 degree days, spends extravagent amounts of money on jewelry, serves homemade artichoke pasta in a takeout box, watches unscary movies on weekends, and wastes his time carrying extra books all because he has to. and that my friends, is the real shane tanaka.