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Alex

I am here for Networking

About Me

Not everyone can be Anne Frank. Not even me.

My Interests

health insurance, sequins, the difficulties implied by rollerblading, fatherhood, alternate genres, pancreatic ailments, shopping carts, packing peanuts, clinical depressionade

I'd like to meet:

Monique!

Music:

The Blue Oyster Cult

Movies:

Amadeus, Heavyweights, and other movies about fat camp

Television:

The Super Bowl

Books:

I never learned to read.

Heroes:

George W. Bush

My Blog

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Ugh.  No really.
Posted by Alex on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 01:50:00 PST

Doing Whatever You Can

Today's word.
Posted by Alex on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 03:07:00 PST

A Cure For the Common Splinter (The Prevention of the Common Splinter?)

Cantonese noodles I could not understand. Short and without spice, and sparsely interspersed with bok choy and broccoli (written as Chinese). I declined the use of chopsticks, and you intervened. Ther...
Posted by Alex on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 11:43:00 PST

invalid subject

To be incorrect.I am not the worst in the world at anything, which, for the first time, is a comfort, really.I wish I would stop having recurring dreams.  It makes sleep less interesting.  A...
Posted by Alex on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 08:04:00 PST

PILOT FOR NEW STORY

This is the starter for a story I am working on, which is actually about math, but began like this.Smith apprehended George, trying to impersonate a pickle insofar as he was wearing green, and gave hi...
Posted by Alex on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 07:47:00 PST

about me

Things are never as easy as they should be.  They are never as difficult as they could be.Some might find it surprising that I do not enjoy Scrabble as much as I enjoy Lionel Richie.  I am a...
Posted by Alex on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 07:41:00 PST

you know that feeling

that you get when you know you've just made an enormous mistake?  I have that right now.  Like, times a hundred.  And I'm not sure which mistake it is.  Or whether the mistake in q...
Posted by Alex on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 09:44:00 PST

school? no thanks!

I am (not that seriously) considering dropping out of school in order to pursue heretofore unventured adventures. And by that I mean working at The Ground Round and writing stories.Someone convince m...
Posted by Alex on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 04:01:00 PST

For those of you who have not yet read my Mall Sex stories

Foot Locker Located next door, Lady Foot Locker was a possibility, but I chose instead the unisex footwear purveyor.  Casual boots, lace-ups, sandals, sneakers, covered, cushioned, supported spik...
Posted by Alex on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 06:59:00 PST

I suck at blogs

I wonder who actually reads Myspace blogs.  I have had very bad luck with blogs in the past, especially journally blogs.  I tried to start a blog that included bits of my writing, but it was...
Posted by Alex on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 06:25:00 PST