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About Me

I'm newspaper smart. Music=fuzzy goodness. Traffic can be fun on sunny days. Happiness is a cake you can bake. Watching people open presents is super fun. Self actualization is king...

My Interests

seeing new places, double entendres, wall mouldings, word scrambles, singing with the incorporation of an occasional jazz hand...at random. Foreign films and rock and roll. Happy people.

I'd like to meet:

A person willing to lick Laura's eyeball? Jack Black. Jack White.

Music:

Showtunes and the Beach Boys, The Shins, Madonna, Beck, Metric, ABBA, the Pixies, Led Zeppelin!! Willie Nelson, Coldplay, Marvin Gaye, Gilbert and Sullivan, Guitarwolf:(, The Flaming Lips, Interpol, Bob Dylan, South.

Movies:

E.T., Hedwig and the Angry Inch. Tim Burton films, Zombie movies.

Television:

Will and Grace, The Office, Grey's Anatomy, Stella, and Wheel of Fortune. Inked. Conan!

Books:

David Sedaris, Johnathan Swift, The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy, Where the Red Fern Grows, Dr. Seuss and Roald Dahl and Umberto Eco. I really need to grow up.

Heroes:

The exclamation point.

My Blog

Stalking the blind...

is a bit lazy, don't you think?
Posted by Keep Lesley Weird. on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 08:41:00 PST

Space Boobs

Ok, so I'm going to be obnoxious for like five minutes and tell you a little story about the peak of my productivity level while I was at work today. First I should tell you that I bought this ne...
Posted by Keep Lesley Weird. on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 09:29:00 PST

Thank you, Betty Jones

Dear Neighbor, Please do us a favor & place your garbage in the garbage cans. It is very upsetting & embarassing to have my guests & family have to see that. Thank You, Betty Jones -O...
Posted by Keep Lesley Weird. on Wed, 31 May 2006 08:49:00 PST