linear time may or may not be fucked up |
Fell asleep after a winter of traveling, fell deep into Lake Me. Played guitar, drew and painted, drank cheap wine with me on the shore of warm, womb-like waters. Accomplished tasks I set for myself...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Jul 2010 11:03:00 GMT |
hilarious |
If nothing else, I hope I can just see my life as hilarious. Hilarious! Of all the possible means of transportation, driving a car should be the simplest/most direct, right? No! Left new orleans on...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Feb 2010 11:35:00 GMT |
that's real |
I'm feeling pretty haggard after hitchhiking halfway across the country. I also am convinced that I'm learning more doing this than I did in four years of college. The only reason why I went to scho...
Posted by on Fri, 22 May 2009 10:58:00 GMT |
Urban peasantry |
I'm so relieved we finally have heat in my house, although since it is of wood stove origins, I've been spending my unemployed part of my days looking for wood. Cabin fever is finally setting in. We...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Jan 2009 13:49:00 GMT |
unexpected pregnancies happen in the same way |
Every time I wake up drenched in sweat and surrounded by dogs eating dumpstered meat, as I did today, I wonder what terrible thing I have done to deserve this hangover. I pray that my drunken id...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Jul 2008 13:15:00 GMT |
fuck the olsen twins! |
I unwittingly bought the brand of mascara that they manufacture. It's real subpar shit. Made me look like alice cooper. Not because I'm hot, or awesome, or famous. But because during a drunken acrobat...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 08:49:00 GMT |
newsflash |
Parasite makes men dumb, women sexyDecember 26, 2006 - 5:33PMA common parasite can increase a women’s attractiveness to the opposite sex but also make men more stupid, an Australian researcher s...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 14:58:00 GMT |
road trips can be fun |
A four day malt liquor bender results in me making out with a stripper, why? part of my car is held together with Krazy glue, the operation performed in a wal-mart parking lot in rural iowa. The expe...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 10:48:00 GMT |
fyi |
voo doo is real. hou doo is not. this is important people.
Posted by on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 10:43:00 GMT |
dream from last night |
I am somehow living in a place where AC/DC is scheduled to play. I am attempting to get romantic with somebody before they start, which turns out to be extremely romantic. Next i am nude fountain div...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 10:26:00 GMT |
