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pale. i do it well.

I am here for Friends

About Me



I'm looking pretty attractive right about now, eh?
*Giggidy Giggidy*...

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my life is surprisingly boring. Odd and eventful but boring.
hmmm....is it bad when it takes you at least 5 pills to sleep?

I'm a commitment phobic, poor, neurotic, sleep-deprived, workaholic with increasing signs of mental illness. That pretty much sums it all up right? To state the obvious i'm a tad strange.
Oh and i live at home with my parents again. Oh yeah, that's right, *I rock*. You so want to be my friend now, right?

My Goals
One day I hope to throw my panties at tom jones :) he's totally in love with me....he just doesn't know it yet! pppprrrrrr. I'm also a "fanilow".

Murphy's law is a bitch. Anything which can go wrong, usually does.

My Interests


yup, i've taken the low road AND i stopped to take a picture



It's another wasted year in our young, all too soon to be wasted, consumerism driven lives.
And, cheerful thought! 12/21/2012 all those things we bought are going to rise up against us;
leading to the downfall of civilization! woohoo

Family
Intelligence is...
My mother....for not actually stabbing my father.
My father....for having the brains to run from the knife.

to sum up my family....

me:mom i'm sick pity me
mom:walks away
me:mom you're treating me like a leper. i'm prone to psychosematic illness you know! do you want me to become a leper??
mom:you ran over my foot
me:it's not about you! fine, i'll just get leprosy. At least make your leper of a daughter some soup!
mom:no, make your own. i don't feel well
me:makes soup
mom:can i have some?

I'd like to meet:

yup, i got a boyfriend. So no meeting strangers on the internet for sex. haha.
I'd like to meet....um anyone! I have no friends, they all eventually decide to dislike me.
Can't imagine why......

Come on ...can this many people really be wrong? ok ok so forget about group mentality for a second. Really, I'm very nice....

Besides I've been watching you....
Do you really think it's wise to not be on my good side?

They All Totally Love ME
I have NO Friends

ME

Nobody

Nobody

Nobody

Movies:


If you want to see the best movie ever watch Dancer in The Dark. Best ending ever. Even if it is kinda anti american and told by a director who "has never and will never" visit america. One more thing STAR WARS. The first three ever made....awesome! The second three sweet god just say no it ruins your respect for george lucas.

Books:


My Subject. I went into debt for these bad boys. I now actually own a wall of books.(see pics) Fuck TV. Literacy is a good good thing. Ok maybe we can make an exception for Book TV. GO CSPAN!!!

Heroes:

Hmmm who's my hero? All the serial killers that truly do know where to hide the bodies.

Pointless Shit
WOOOO Apparantly I am smart, I just have no common sense :) sounds about right.

Your IQ Is 120

Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average

Your Verbal Intelligence is Genius

Your Mathematical Intelligence is Genius

Your General Knowledge is Above Average A Quick and Dirty IQ Test

Videos
My attempt at a video survey....
i gotta lot of emails from random people about masturbation that month.

when you are a girl, it's fun to act skanky sometimes :)

My Blog

carnies and such

my mom has started making a habit of bringing home the homeless but i got high with a carnie, and i can say there are two homeless men in my living room. it's all good. i feel like i should start smok...
Posted by pale. i do it well. on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 01:22:00 PST

One Geriatric Sing A Long.......

to the eagles--- hotel californiayeah, there was some chair dancing to on both our parts.then two other old folks joined in for the billy joel part of the night oddly enough.weird what happens when yo...
Posted by pale. i do it well. on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 06:56:00 PST

grrrr

despite the fact that i'm completely batty......[[he still sticks around]]hooray, hope he knows what he's in for oh that thing seems a tad ribald don't you think?side note in the past three days i've...
Posted by pale. i do it well. on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 11:09:00 PST

Achewood Is The Shit

I am so fucking old at this point in my life. It's saddening. Just going to keep commenting the new funny ones i find. I heart internet cartoons....
Posted by pale. i do it well. on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 09:21:00 PST

I'm Sofa King Happy

I got the job @ the elliot, i start orientation august 6th.crazy old people here i come!the pay isn't super but its a shitload better than i make now, and i get hospital experience which is very very ...
Posted by pale. i do it well. on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 12:29:00 PST

Why I Suck @ Life

DAMMIT!!! had a job interview today.....got asked the dumbest questions EVER what interviewer asks you what is wrong with your life???not even what are your job weak points but your weak points at lif...
Posted by pale. i do it well. on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 06:32:00 PST

Runny Noses Are Sexy

i just killed a giant ant that was running upside down on my leg.So, i'm sick. I've got that super sexxxy runny nose and hacking cough thing going on, though i suggest if you know me you call me becau...
Posted by pale. i do it well. on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 10:08:00 PST

Bite Him In The Face

so anyone else remember the song beat that bitch with a waffle iron?a part of the lyrics says "bite her in the face"[[after all one should always keep their "bitches" in line]]well at an awkward momen...
Posted by pale. i do it well. on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 04:05:00 PST

Aryans, Africans and Illicit Substances

To add to my ongoing strange life.....saturday night i randomly got the day off and decided i wanted to spend money.imediately you think OUTLETS this was a mistake.not only was there nothing i liked [...
Posted by pale. i do it well. on Tue, 29 May 2007 08:42:00 PST

I FUCKING LOVE AUTISTIC PEOPLE

well not the wheelchair bound kind, but the undersensitized kind. you can smack them, punch them, bite them, leave marks, drop ten pound weights on them from neck height, and NO ICE PACKS or crying/wh...
Posted by pale. i do it well. on Wed, 09 May 2007 10:51:00 PST