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Dianne

About Me

My name is Dianne and i can eat my fist. i like cupcakes and my fly is always open when I don't realize it. I just graduated from puppet school where I will go on to become a full fledged burger flipper. But not just any burger flipper mind you, a burger flipper with a puppetry degree. yeah...Me likes: reading comic books by flashlight. playing gameboy under the covers. the smell of apples. to eat hot sauce in movie theatres. Castlevania. Korean Horror films. covering my body in Cool Whip and licking it off. crying during A Cinderella Story. barbecue sauce. unicorns. collecting action figures. Christmas elves. gummy things. I have a kink drawer. Korean dramas. Pringles. my internet friend. survival horror. My Little Pony. orange soda. boys think I'm disgusting. building pod racers out of popsicle sticks. lolli pops. playing videogames. sushi. the Last Waltz. scattergories. board games. presents. bows. birthdays. shiny things. nighttime. stuffed toys. soft things. rain clouds. cloves. eating contests. mustard. water popsicles. dj tanner. sunglasses. rollerskates. bunnies. pranks. clocks. cogs. unicorn pops. crystal sticks. candy necklaces. fire. febreeze. spray cheese. carrot sticks. england. court tv. the general lee. chapstick. red licorice. foreign places. rebounds. yelling. power point presentations. ice cream. gum. cocoa. counting things. gum. crutons. strawberry peanut butter milkshakes. pok'emonopoly. the xmen. christmas lights. comic books. Robin. Batman. I'm lonely. My Frodo SnoGlobe is leaking. baking.Me dislikes: the taste of apples, unless mashed up in a sauce or pie. tomatoes, unless mashed up in a sauce or pie. John Morris. remakes. snobs. flakes. snow. spiders. wind. pushy cellphone peddlers. teenagers. work. eating alone. cherries. bullies. carbonation. douchey people. orange juice. getting wet. anti cool whip. being sick. going to home depot. greeters at wal mart. elitist videogame sales people. waking up early. hippies. being lonely. chinese food. Superman. I fucking hate Superman. in fact if I had a talk show it would be called 'Why I Hate Superman'.
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You are Superman
Superman 80%
Spider-Man 65%
Robin 65%
Iron Man 65%
Batman 55%
The Flash 50%
Wonder Woman 48%
Green Lantern 45%
Hulk 40%
Supergirl 38%
Catwoman 30% You are mild-mannered, good,
strong and you love to help others.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Doctor Black Jack. Leon Belmont. Matt Bellamy. Lauri Ylonen. Batman. my birthday cake.

My Blog

(guitar strumming)

CHILLIN' AT THE GROTTO!!
Posted by on Fri, 26 Jun 2009 00:45:00 GMT

luh

six thoughts at once i can't focus on one. seven days a week but my life has just begun. so caught in emotion and i'm overcome. as i'm falling down i come undone.sometimes, i feel like i'm alone. some...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Jun 2009 22:55:00 GMT

dear you,

we danced in the fountain, beneath the northern stars we cried from the laughter, and died in each others' arms remember, and live forever. i got back my letters..ages ago...your address ...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Jun 2009 22:39:00 GMT

Dear Kleenex

when i use tissues and they fall between my bed and my wall i am too lazy to pick them up so i leave them there.then my kleenex box ran out, and i was too lazy to go and replace it.so i started using ...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Apr 2009 00:16:00 GMT

life likes to bend me over and fuck me in the ass

having a cluster fuck of a month of getting dumped by my boyfriend the DAY after i quit my job, solidified the idea that i was meant to be with gerard way of my chemical romance. for those of you who ...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Apr 2009 23:23:00 GMT

i like to lick out the center then eat the cookie...

 /perfect oreo          -1 oreo          -1 glass 'o milk (preferably cow) This will make your oreo the perfec...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 17:07:00 GMT

perfect bowl of capn crunch?

dear blog ,     i poured a bowl of cap'n crunch cereal. and it was delicious. when the cap'n crunch was finished i had this left over milk and decided to pour more cap'n crunch in. inte...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 16:30:00 GMT

Dear Windex

i love how you come in three flavors.        orange is my favorite.                    ...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 21:45:00 GMT

Dear Illusion of Gaia

    no,         thank YOU for playing.
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 10:28:00 GMT

July the 7th

dear pringles,        i do not enjoy your new 'country' barbecue flavor.                    &nb...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 19:29:00 GMT