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About Me

My name is Taylor-Mae Elizabeth Jordan, Taylor-Mae is my first name, yes both of them and I'm pretty much a pimp... wait what? AHEM... I'm going to be a senior this year at Sonora High. I named my boobs Betty and Gladiss, I love Britney Spears and I want to be a pirate slash ruler of the smurfs I love to laugh, be with my friends and have sex...wait...ok scratch that last part...anyways... I know that nothing in life is guaranteed so I live every day to the fullest and try not to take advantage of things...unless they're drunk... just kidding...sorta... I really don't know what to say about myself but I love to take long walks along highway 108 at 3:00 in the morning with strangers. I'm an avid hitch-hiker, I once peed a leaf while stuck in a bathroom with my dear friend Emily. I enjoy carrying around purses larger than my body and weigh about 300 pounds,I'm notorious for swiming in foutains, I'm in a gang formally known as TED as well as FFB and MFC (all of which are fuckin bad), it has been said that I have serious thrill issues...This all makes me sound crazy but I'm seriously a laid back girl that likes to have fun, laugh with my friends and be myself. I have made many mistakes but thankfully have amazingly supportive friends that get me through everything. div style="position:absolute;right:0px;top:0px;"Create or get your
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My Interests

I love to snowboard, hike, dance, surf and eat. I always try to stay active and moving, I go to the gym a lot. I love to go to concerts and over all just be with my wonderful friends. I try to pack all of my days with excitementsrc="http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f263/irishb ab101/candy1.png" border="0" alt="Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting" a href="http://photobucket.com/" target="_blank"

I'd like to meet:

I don't care about anyone enough to want to meet someone I don't know,

Music:

I love every type of music- I love country, techno, rap, electronic, and rock but some of my favorite are...Avenged Sevenfold, Gravy Train, Jack Johnson, Sublime, The Wreckers, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Mac Dre, Atreyu, BRITNEY SPEARS, Tom Petty, TATU, The Sounds,Carrie Underwood, Pink Floyd, Le Tigre, Peaches, Pepper, Meg and Dia, Kelly Clarkson, Panic! At the Disco, Andre Nikatina, The Academy is, Mae, James Blunt, Stone Sour, E-40, Jason Mraz, Matt Wertz And tons of others... a href="http://photobucket.com/" target="_blank

Movies:

Night at the Roxybury, Pulp Fiction, Dodge Ball, AnchorMan, Get Shorty, The Butterfly Effect, THE NIGHT MARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS, Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, I don't know,... Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, CORPSE BRIDE, Zoolander..I like funny stuff

Books:

Bitterroot Landing, The Rapture of Cannon, A Gracious Plenty, Drowning Ruth, Lovely Bones, As Hot as it was You Ought to Thank me, Go Ask Alice

Heroes:

Captain Crunch, he's fuckin cool and of course the one and only Mark...He's obviously the man, the only thing that makes Captain Crunch cooler is his hat... Mark, you should probably look into that...