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Tygue

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About Me

Deluded; never diluted. MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

protein powder. chicken breasts. oatmeal. egg whites. safety pins. sewing scissors. cologne. hair gel. facewash. flip flops. jeans. leather.

I'd like to meet:

cool kids. nice SINGLE girls (i've found PLENTY of good ones who happen to be already taken). a taco that poops ice cream. Oh yeah, and Catherine Zeta-Jones can turn me into water ANY DAY!!! [click the first video on that little bar at the bottom if you want to watch this with sound. For some reason, it wouldn't let me put that one on Myspace.]

Music:

Most Everything. All versions of Boys of Summer (my favortie song), Journey, Poison, The Eagles, Guns n Roses, System of a Down, Greenday, Blink 182, Human Life Index, My Chemical Romance, Dashboard Confessional, Coldplay, Phil Collins, Goo Goo Dolls, Matchbox 20, Five for Figting, Alanis Morrisette, Alien Ant Farm, Sandbox, 3 Doors Down, Creed, stuff that doesn't make me vomit (and that means YOU, AKON!!!)

Movies:

V for Vendetta, Sin City, Entrapment, Elizabethtown, Pirates of the Carribean, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (new and old), The Wizard of Oz, The Great Chipmunk Adventure, Air Force One, Jackass, King Kong, the American Pies, The Last Castle, House of Flying Daggers, Hero, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Meet Joe Black, Star Wars series, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Harry Potter series (especially the Goblet of Fire), Big Daddy, 50 First Dates, Billy Madison, Spy Kids 1+2, Ghost, The Santa Clause, The Grinch, Polar Express, Elektra, Pleasantville, Charlie's Angels (the first one), nearly all Disney cartoons

Television:

america's next top model. the simpsons. family guy. i love lucy. mortal kombat and the defenders of the realm. aeon flux. king of the hill. malcom in the middle. power rangers. seinfeld. frasier. trading spaces. spongebob squarepants. jimmy neutron. the fairly odd parents. angry beavers. rugrats. doug. top chef. great hotlels. mythbusters. most shows on the travel channel and food network.

Books:

greek mythology, the lion the witch and the wardrobe, the wizard of oz, lord of the flies, the great gatsby, harry potter, everyone poops, everyone farts, Catch 22, Catcher in the Rye, star wars trilogy, medea and a streetcar named desire (plays, i know), james and the giant peach, charlie and the chocolate factory, most goosebumps

Heroes:

JESUS. Lordstress Michelle Witt. Claire Colburn. Albus Dumbledore. V. Alan Menken and Howard Ashman. Peter Jackson. Johnny Depp. William Parrish. Hardigan. Jack Black. Sean Connery. Everyone in better shape and/or more intelligent than myself.

My Blog

Now I am ready to become a true ManGeisha.

As I made my way slowly back up to my dorm after a long, strenuous workout today, I removed my sweat-drenched wifebeater. I quickly glanced down to check that I was efficiently wringing the sweat from...
Posted by Tygue on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 03:06:00 PST

AL, V, AS, N, SSC

SOOOoooOOO, let me give all my readers a bit of background on good ol' me: I have had a terrible problem with insomnia for the past couple of years, and moving in with a couple of douchebag roommates...
Posted by Tygue on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 10:41:00 PST

Take a HINT

Okay, so what's up with those people who don't know how to take a hint? The other day, I watched as this guy talked to the side of a girl's unresponsive face for no less than 10 MINUTES. Then, once he...
Posted by Tygue on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 08:36:00 PST

HARSH. Do NOT read if extremely sensitive.

I have recently come to find JUST how true it is that beauty falls as intelligence rises, and I don't like it ONE BIT.As I am at UCLA, I am surrounded by VERY smart people ALL of the time. I find this...
Posted by Tygue on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 09:49:00 PST

my get-rich-quick scheme

i've recently decided to start writing down all of my crazy ideas. maybe, once i've compiled enough of them, i'll get them published, people will realize how NUTS i am, fall in love with me, buy my bo...
Posted by Tygue on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 07:06:00 PST

Oh. No.

Okay. So, for the FIRST time since I decided I wanted to be a plastic surgeon (when I was EIGHT YEARS OLD), I am doubting my career plans. And it's not because I have anything against plastic surgery....
Posted by Tygue on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 02:05:00 PST

I WILL believe my eyes!

I just realized how much I hate things that tell me that I won't believe my eyes. First of all, where do these people get off thinking they know what I will and will not believe? Second, I AM rather i...
Posted by Tygue on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 08:17:00 PST

Classic Literature

I just don't understand why most of the classic works of literature are so damn depressing. Now, I am fully aware that these works function to highlight those parts of life that may not be pleasant, b...
Posted by Tygue on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 12:55:00 PST

Dear plastic surgery nay-sayers...

I have heard lately from far too many surly women complaining about the motives of those seeking plastic surgery. The main argument of these complacent women against ALL cosmetic procedures seems to b...
Posted by Tygue on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 12:46:00 PST

Entropy's Best Friend

Name: meh Single or Taken: Single Happy about that: no. although, if i had ever chosen i time to be single, it WOULD be the time right before college. Siblings: full- 1 (Sasha); half- 6 Eye color: pep...
Posted by Tygue on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 07:53:00 PST