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burntcrometoaster

traffic jam on yer toast?

About Me

grrr....i'm 7 1/2" tall 9 3/4" long and only 5"wide... i love to make it hot burnt and toasty... i'll always make your peanutbutter melt...use me all day long the coils inside me get red hot for youam a newport junky.I like bmx bikes.alot and i love beer. im made of beer, I really like colt 45.and i luvf getting dusted to a catatonic state. . and i like standard transmission turbo vehcles and pickup trucks. i like to sleep on floors and under the stars. but sleeping is overrated. rap music is nessesary to exist . gods this could be the furthest from real toasty toastnow i squat in the woods of california drink pabst blue ribbon and smoke really good potlisten to pavement and cat powerprintmaking, sculture, hiking fallin frontin production/destruction,MUSIC, creating, crafting, comics, capscansmarkershandstylewildstylethrowupsallcitykingsqueenst oysxlylenelefties and rightiesBLACKBOOKStrainsyardswalls BEER food is really good too. writing driving riding swimming water, crystals! vegetbles grains fibers weaves, knits prints asses flowers powdwers oils eyeshadow crome paint i like couches that stay outside projectors cameras film rubber panties leather metal wood rust, stalagtites in the subway. pizza beans telephones pagers punkrock and i like the morning. i like buses and nightmares and dreams and zombies and junkies, but they take all my money) i like money and aliminum and vinyl and noise cheeseburgers and goats and roosters and eggs with toast and milk I really like pears. I like cardboard. I like to take things apart and put them back together. I like making jewelry and belts and clothes, and not taking showers. i think i like blacking out and loosing stuff. and then finding it. I like to find dimes and blunts and money and cigarettes on the ground. i used to collect pieces of cars that fell off in traffic, but i ran out of space and gave it up. i play cassette tapes. i like to sing. playing in traffic

My Interests

bread two for a dollar pies PCP bagels blenders (i'm really good at making ice) clock radios lovesoap PIlot EXTRA bRoaDmarkers food fights violets violence murder yer mom crunk crumbs cocks bitches hoes suicide trains accidents rustoleum got sum?FREE SHOWS FREE SHOWS FREE SHOWS drawing, printmaking, sculture, hiking fallin frontin production/destruction,MUSIC, creating, crafting, comics, capscansmarkershandstylewildstylethrowupsallcitykingsqueenst oysxlylenelefties and rightiesBLACKBOOKStrainsyardswalls BEER food is really good too. writing driving riding swimming water, crystals! vegetbles grains fibers weaves, knits prints asses flowers powdwers oils eyeshadow crome paint i like couches that stay outside projectors cameras film rubber panties leather metal wood rust, stalagtites in the subway. pizza beans telephones pagers punkrock and i like the morning. i like buses and nightmares and dreams and zombies and junkies, but they take all my money) i like money and aliminum and vinyl and noise cheeseburgers and goats and roosters and eggs with toast and milk I really like pears. I like cardboard. I like to take things apart and put them back together. I like making jewelry and belts and clothes, and not taking showers. i think i like blacking out and loosing stuff. and then finding it. I like to find dimes and blunts and money and cigarettes on the ground. i used to collect pieces of cars that fell off in traffic, but i ran out of space and gave it up. i play cassette tapes. i like to sing. playing in traffic MMMnewport

I'd like to meet:

i need to meat people with dough bread and money grannies grampies jammy dodgers lunatics supernatural beings duct tape fanatics party people cavemen the broken hearted characters gypsies exhibitionists fiends felons fun guys false prophets prophets flyin winos weekend warriors wierdoes cowboys californicators cretins arms dealers SUGAR DADDIESoh and MAMAStoo punters pickpockerts plagiarists perverts PYROMANIACS party gurls party crashers polluters voyeurs VANDALS vixens villians villiage idiots trailer trash tantrists trickers two timers tomboys trippers strippers tipsters slobs sissies scoundrels lovers soapers swindlers swingers sleaziods scumbags slavers speaker thieves psycos surreal killaz jackasses jury riggers rebels ragamuffins wetbacks wizards motorheads geeks sluts bloods wastiods dweebies dickheads dissidents deserters highwaymen head hunters hijackers hooligans hoods zeros and heros philanderers forgers femme fatales floozies faggots thieves assholes draft dodgers imposters urchins idiots sadists satyromaniacs sodomists psyconauts slackers slayers robbers ropers dopers ass grabbers assasins all time party people grifters drifters growers gun runners cop killaz crooks crusiers mercenaries money men muggers mobstaz mad scientists men pimps pornographers parasites party animals punks poosies pluckers poachers peddlers prankstaz gigolos anarchists shoplifters cheaters children of dysfunctional abusive families drinkaz LOOKOUTS loonies cattle rustlaz kingpins communists codependants bastards backpackaz bandits bootleggaz boozehoundz bikers beggars bumpkins bullies buccaneers back alley practitionaz blasphphemaz bookies squattaz BOMBAZ harlettes whore mongaz HUSTLERS psycedelic terrorists speed freaks acid visionaries burntouts slummaz rapscallions rakers rainbow gatheraz newportaz happy campaz gangstaz lovers haters wankstaz bitches terrorists murdaerz homeless homies squares indie rokaz yellow bellied skankz easysleezies kids that squirt GIMMEE YOUR MONEY!!!

Music:

...datR&B...Rap and Bullshit...werd... lost boys. agent orange. sonic youth. cannibal ox. madonna. method man. inspectadek. gosface. .wutang. jeru the damaja. Iggy Pop. the velvet underground. sensational. pixies. pj harvey. bjiork. CATPOWER. erika badu. lil kim. kim gordon and the gang. kool and the gang. yes. john spencer blues explosion. lenord cohen. U2. radiohead. tool. yo la tengo. weezer. flamin lips. madlion. bounty killa. heltah skeltah. bigL snoop. KRS1. prince paul. necro. ween. lords of acid.TRASH CAN ACID. gangstarr. porno for pyros. jane'saddiction. stab the judge. the fucking flame(cozyhomerecords.com)... my friend pawn... chrome ghosts. b-52's. and anotha one and anothe one and anothaone(big poppa). hostess bad boys. aliyah. tom waits. erik b and rahkim. rugged man. atmosphere.ROLLINGSTONES. afrikka bambaattaa. antipop consortum. at the drive inn. red man. beastie boys. buju banton. bad brains. jon of the atom. black flag. cold crush brothers. cypress hill. kid koala. Dr. dre. dungeon family. dr. octogon black evlvis and whatever his other names are. smif-n-wessun. parliament funkadelic. run dmc. guns-n-roses. goodie mob. issac hayes. NWA. JAMES BROWN. janet jackson. kieth sweat. jam. orphanage. RJD2. copywrite. tribe called quest. hierogliphics. jimmy cliff. yellowman. trick daddy. the ultrmagnetic MC's. MC5 .herbie hancock. sir menelik. del the funky homosapien. FRANKZAPPA. cindy lauper. ALCOHOLICScoholics. (trina(i love to hate) Nirvana. BECK. neurosis. NIN. 1/2 Japanese. pharoh monch. ice-t. deftones. deadmilkmen. Jonathan Richmond and the Modern Lovers. danzig. The misfits. talking heads. Operation Ivy. atari teenage riot. new york dolls. sebadoh. red hot chile peppers. refused. built to spill. morphine. beat happening. bauhaus. fetus. PAVEMENT. DINOSAUR JRnosaur jr. Music. 1.mars volta. bad religion. david bowe. bob dylan. le tigre. modest mouse. new wave dirt. fugazi. woodie gutherie. captain beefart. white stripes. mogwai. belle & sebastian. bright eyes. john denver's airplane. filter. talking heads. tool. faith no more. faith healers. aicbath. gwar. floor. ministry. 7 year bitch. queens of the stone age. guided by voices. de la soul. yeah yeah yeahs. bjiork. folk implosion. primus. descencents. aesop rock. jonny cash. portishead. cream firehose. tom waits. john melloncamp. minor threat. nick cave. outcast. rudimentary peni. pj harvey. x-ray specs.

Movies:

rainbow bright attack of the killer clowns my little ponies fantasia sleeping beauty dirk digler the jerk return of the living dead E.T. birdie killaz dead presidents scarface alien foxy brown you know cartoons and violence pornographic toasta flx dead alive tank girl evil dead day of the dead house of 1000 corpses kubrick taxi driver snatch smith ffilms waters films fight club true romance! belly clue howard the duck goonies ET star wars FX video american spendor the secretary amelie four rooms big lebowski romeo and juliet doom generation suburbia gummo shining flowers in the attic frogs critters george ramero films...of course !!!

Television:

ren and stimpy sifl and ollie pete and pete laugh in saturday night live saturday morning cartoons pirates of dark water x men clarissa law and order FAME

Books:

high school text books internationnal dictionaries poetry international dictionary! Geology art critiques and poetry, periodicals national audobon society field guide to north american rocks and mineralspiece!!! 20th century history books

Heroes:

snoop doggy dog bobbychups thurston333

My Blog

NYC

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i hate the word fabulousfuk fab

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Posted by burntcrometoaster on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 06:29:00 PST

pieces of hot rainy unemployed toast

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i hate that word

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how to play guitar by david fair

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Posted by burntcrometoaster on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

some thing new news>>>

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escape

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Posted by burntcrometoaster on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the intrauniversal toasterspoken of the most highest...

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Posted by burntcrometoaster on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

$$$DRUNKTOOMUCHCOLT$$$

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Posted by burntcrometoaster on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

lost and found soul collection

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