Your Mom Went to College!!!

Well lets see I graduated from Freddy Fender Tower City, AKA "San Burrito." I now attend Ohio State University.... which we were number one in football but florida stole our thunder. Btw longhorns suck nuts.... GO BUCKEYES!!!! woooohooo.... I consider people losers until proven cool. I also consider everone a poser until proven otherwise. Im a down to earth, laid back sort of person. I love partying and having a great time so if ur boring dont even message me and go away. I was born in the city of Miami, Florida and have lived in the rio grande for about 10 years and it sucked cause people are losers there.... j/k.... or am i... hmmmmm.... well n e ways i now live in one of the suburbs of Columbus. I know attend ohio state part time since I already have my dream job whick I make a quarter of a million a year. So if ur a loser fuck off cause I hate fake people. If u don't make more then 100k a year leave me alone cause poor people don't mix with rich people.. My religon is Ianism, which I'm the founder....its a new religon that i founded and if u want to be a member u have to be hot and have sex with me.... and right now we stand at 14 billion and strong and counting... i soon plan to take my religon and become the best people in the world and we will go around the world and make all the ugly people into our slaves.... so you will soon be my slave.... hahaha... I love money so if u dont have any dont even message me ur wasting my valuable time. I hate poor people and u will all rot away eventually. I like to make fun of losers and poor people and pick on them its my hobby. I concluded people born in Ohio are weird so if u lived here for more then half of ur life or born here please dont messege me cause i dont deal with ur kinds. Ohians are poor/fake ass people that are trying to be something there not and its gonna stay like that so stop trying. Im majoring in Business Adminstration/ Marketing and minor in txtl/clth and spanish. I love oranges and watermelon. I sleep facing up and usually wake up on the floor. I wear boxer briefs. i love smoothies... my left ball sacks slightly more then my right one... Going to the mall is my favorite thing to do and going to the movies. i hate most vegetables. i always sleep naked and do tend to sleep walk so deal with it... I love chinese food especially sushi and no those chinese buffet dont even count they're gross. im a rebel and in search for a partner in crime so if u think u can keep up to the things i do ask me for a resume and i will be glad to send u one. I love getting into trouble. i can be nice but if i dont like u i can be el diablo. i only wear name brand cloth so if u dont just go away and view some other account cause ur going to get myspace dirty. im the coolest person in the universe and noone comes close to me. if u wanna be my friend u need to send me one trillion euros. i wanna move to clifornia. i love new york. i hate George w. Bush. im liberal.i like to have fun, so if it sounds fun ill probably give it a try. I love to chat on my SIDEKICK 3 so im always connected u can reach me on aim at sbhound06 or on yahoo messenger at jm136996 or call me at 9562412350. Paris Hilton thinks im her best freind but im not. im way to cool for her. Im currently going to Ohio State Univeristy then from there im going to NYU or UCLA so all these valley people suck cause there basecally just gonna rot in the valley. OH and Paris stop calling me i dont want to be ur friend anymore... and tell Nicole that to.... J/k love u bitches.....There's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes and all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. And if they didn't fuck the assholes. You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit! so luckly for u im a dick...