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Joseph

---- Me and mommy

About Me


Telephone Booth # 905

woke up this morning
feeling excellent,
picked up the telephone
dialed the number of
my equal opportunity employer
to inform him I will not
be in to work today.
"Are you feeling sick?"
the boss asked me
"No Sir," I replied:
"I am feeling too good
to report to work today.
If I feel sick tomorrow
I will come in early!"

- Pedro Pietri

Blond Tourist Bimbo: I've never even heard of the G Train.
Blond Local Bimbo: Yeah, it's a ghetto train.
Blond Tourist Bimbo: Where does it go?
Blond Local Bimbo: Nowhere.
Black eight-year-old boy: Except my home, bitch.

My Interests

doing the robot, people watching, J-Lo (pre/post affleck), salsa y merengue, pop culture, pugs, side hustles, pony play, madden 2004, brunch, walking, the subway, sunglasses, graphic/web design, www.nativetheory.com

I'd like to meet:

you.

Music:

Joe Cuba, Hector Lavoe, Willie Colon, Ruben Blades, Oscar D'Leon, Sonora Poncena, Joe Bataan, Marc Anthony, Notorious BIG, Afrika Bambaataa, Felix da Housecat, Hieroglyphics, Roots, Fiona Apple, K&D, Juan Luis Guerra, Mobb Deep, Fila Brazillia, Bjork, Michael Jackson, Everything but the Girl, Prince, Thievery, S&D, Outkast, Beasties, Black Star, Tribe, Brand Nubian, etc...

Movies:

Berry Gordy's The Last Dragon, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Bus 174, The Godfather I & II, Scratch, Office Space, True Romance, Coming to America, Memento, Shawshank, Kicking and Screaming, Almost Famous, The Big Lebowski, Breakin' 2: Electric Bugaloo

Television:

anything reality, seinfeld, curb your enthusiasm, chapelle show, yankee games

Books:

What would Machiavelli do?, Einstein's Dreams, To Kill a Mockingbird, The Motorcycle Diaries, Roald Dahl short stories

My Blog

Cold kickin' it live: BAILA Society Online Dance Academy

Mi gente,The Salsa lifestyle company that we started last year, BAILA Society, has just launched our online dance academy.Check it out (there's a cool teaser video in the bottom left corner):http://ww...
Posted by Joseph on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 06:43:00 PST