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Paean

I am here for Friends

About Me

I still believe in fairy tales. Not the fairy tales that have already been written, those that have yet to be.
"That was the deal basically: catatonia without; frenzy within." - J. Eugenides
I'm a bit of a loner. Somewhat reserved. My social skills aren't great and if I don't know you, I probably won't have much to say. Unless I'm drunk that is. And then, word vomit might spew forth so stand back and take everything with a grain of salt or two. I mean well, I really do, but the filter that goes from my brain to my mouth seems to be in disrepair a lot of the time. Tragically unfixable I'm afraid.
Life is grand for the most part. My family and a few good friends mean the world to me. I'm great at relationships but I don't date well. Not a lot of gray area for me there. And shit am I picky about whom I enter into a relationship with. Hence why a lot of lovers don't pass through my life anymore. Either I like you a lot or I don't. But gee whiz, I'll always be your friend.
Someday, I'd like to drop out of society and live on an island or in the woods. No television, no trappings of everyday life. Just books, and music and maybe a nice boy if it's in the cards. But for now, I'll just content myself with keeping up with the Joneses and all of that happy shit.
I'm not sure how true any of the above words or statements are. I am ever evolving. I can be whoever I like.
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Fuck the Suicide Girls. Donna and I decided that we're going to start our own gang called the "The Old Tattooed Maids". Photos coming soon.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

If you are a guy and it is appropriate in your mind to send out photos of yourself with a hard-on, I feel great ignominy for you. Please do not message me. I am not that nice of a person and will more than likely be exceptionally rude to you and tell you exactly how much of a douche bag that I think you are.

People that like to read. I am not asking if you can read, I'm asking if you actually enjoy reading. There's a huge difference.

My Blog

I heart David Thorne

From: David ThorneDate: Thursday 21 May 2009 10.16amTo: Helen BaileySubject: Pets in the buildingDear Helen,Thankyou for your letter concerning pets in my apartment. I understand that having dogs in t...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jun 2009 13:14:00 GMT

collecting from the dead

How Theresa Hatt Caused The Financial CrisisBy Zachary Roth - February 6, 2009, 11:23AMLast month, Theresa Hatt died at 52, after a brief struggle with cancer.Hatt, who lived in Portland, Maine, and w...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Mar 2009 05:18:00 GMT

The Total Perspective Vortex

 ..The Total Perspective VortexWritten by Christopher S. Putnam on January 16th, 2009 at 9:37 am From DamnInteresting.com Most people think of the "mentally disordered" as a delusional lot, holding bi...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Feb 2009 05:01:00 GMT

the bailout game

Enjoy!! http://www.thebailoutgame.us/
Posted by on Tue, 13 Jan 2009 12:11:00 GMT

artificial virginity for the low price of.....

   Artificial Virginity Hymen Artificial Hymen USD 14.90Suggest a price Product ID: 2299 No more worry about losing your virginity. With this product, you can have your first night back anytime. Ins...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Jan 2009 07:25:00 GMT

Ha! I friggin knew it!!!

Circumcision Removes the Most Sensitive Parts of the PenisA sensitivity study of the adult penis in circumcised and uncircumcised men shows that the uncircumcised penis is significantly more sensitive...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Oct 2008 21:28:00 GMT

blind sided

What is the term for the acute pain  that you get in the middle of your forehead when you find out that someone you care about and trusted, a person that you considered one of your clos...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Sep 2008 19:37:00 GMT

sophomoric rant

Things that I hate. I hate the word "uber". Always have, always will. Overweight people that consider themselves handicapped. You are not handicapped, you are fat. You have made a life decision. Do ...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Aug 2008 09:36:00 GMT

self loathing

Why doll? Why do you care so much about whether we are on speaking terms or not? Why do you try so hard? I'm not vain enough to think that you still care for me. Or am I wrong? I can't ...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Jul 2008 06:29:00 GMT

fit to be tied

After almost 15 years of asking, begging is more like it, I am finally getting a tubal ligation. And I am excited beyond belief! Yes, that's right, I have no desire to have children. Never have. Ever...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 04:48:00 GMT