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Alison

I am here for Friends

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

prabhu deva - the michael jackson of india (see video above)

Music:

justin timberlake (so hot wearing the wifebeater in the "tearin up my heart" video), timbaland, christina aguilera, a little bit of depressed whiteboy music from time to time

Television:

discovery health channel, crime shows

Books:

nonfiction. been reading a lot of memoirs. other people's lives suck way more than mine (i.e., are way more interesting)

Heroes:

Chris Hansen of Dateline NBC

My Blog

My Scientific Discovery

UVa Researchers Discover New Model for Depression   Charlottesville, VA- In the ongoing quest to shed light on a disease that affects over one million Americans every year, a team of...
Posted by Alison on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 06:56:00 PST

not so little and white

*The specific blog entry you're trying to read has been removed because it was posted after drinking a bottle of wine.  This violates myspace's strict "no drunk blogs" policy.*...
Posted by Alison on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 10:29:00 PST

John Basedow

I took down my poem because I felt bad with him dying in the tsunami and all...well, now that that's been proven a hoax, and you can see recent pics of John sporting his new blonde hairdo on his websi...
Posted by Alison on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ive been getting shit on a lot lately.....

 the lesson to be learned here: if you park your car under a tree where nightly hundreds of birds are known to congregate and chirp until dawn..................   you are ...
Posted by Alison on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

MY squirrel!

That's him, in the picture!  I was standing outside on my porch brushing my teeth before an exam on Friday (clean teeth have been shown to improve test scores by as much as 8%) when I saw this li...
Posted by Alison on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

reminiscent of my toaster obsession...

This blog is pointless, but who cares. Blog. BLOG. Why do I immediately think of the crapper when saying that? I hate this term. Anyway, I bought this new toaster last weekend at walmart. It has the u...
Posted by Alison on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

this is my way of ranting

Let's play a game....it's called NAME THAT SLOPPY ROOMMATE! She exploded a coke all over the freezer 2 months ago and hasn't wiped it up, despite leaving a note on the fridge promising to do so. (...
Posted by Alison on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

foot in mouth

This is a true story. Joe and I were at the airport waiting to have our bags x-rayed when I saw the cutest little girl toddle by. "Look, Joe!" I exclaimed. "It's a miniature person!" Joe smiled,...
Posted by Alison on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Dong Da's adventures in C-ville

My apartment down here is awesome. I have a great view from my living room window of a recently demolished house and two telephone poles. Why are two telephone poles so awesome? Because squirrelies...
Posted by Alison on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

s2pid

i call the guy from budget truck rentals to confirm my online reservation for tomorrow. he says, "the name is?" i'm like, "roland." he says, "ten foot?" i'm like, "uhhh," wondering how this gu...
Posted by Alison on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST