Josh - ProfilesArchive

About Me

It was a dark and stormy night... Wolves howled in the distance as a lone car rumbled through the Forbidden Forest... An elf with flowing blonde locks dodged to avoid it, causing the Ents to attack... Causing a paradox in the Matrix... Forcing a human-like machine called the Terminator to arrive from the future to kill me... As I was born in the backseat of a Greyhound bus rolling down Highway 41......Take every movie and every song and combine them into one very long and very confusing tale...the story of my life. Cheers!

My Interests

The study of Idiotism (or "Why the World Is Flat" theorism); Criminology (It was conspiracy I tell you!); Movies, Music, and TV ("Beat the Geeks"? more like "Beat the Josh"); computers (How many bytes does it take to get to the center of a hard drive?); and finally, parentheses ((((((WHEEEE!))))))

I'd like to meet:

Check out the comments on these layouts and the best heroes myspace layout .

Music:

SYSTEM OF A DOWN, Disturbed, Led Zeppelin, Clapton, U2, Dragonforce, Tchaikovsky, Def Leppard, Van Halen (not Hagar), Mozart, John Williams, Metallica, Beethoven, Ozzy (Randy FTW!), Springsteen, Hatebreed (CT represent!), Allman Brothers (R.I.P. D.A.), the list goes on forever and the party never ends...

Books:

Ones with pages in them...

Heroes:

-Bono - He receives, then he gives. He's a cool dude. -Mom - Yes I love my mother, and I don't care who knows it! -George W. Bush - Honestly, I think it is a triumph to see a mentally challenged person get that kind of position (wait...why is he still here???)