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Feeling Stupid? I know I am! :)

Oh my prophetic soul!!

About Me


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i'm short and smiley! I don't see much point of being miserable; however... offend me or my friends and i WILL bite... HARD (oo-er, dunno where that came from). ~~ I generally go out of my way to have fun everyday, spread some smiles and fill my noggin with both useful and useless knowledge (for instance, did u know that Table salt is the only commodity that hasnt risen dramatically in price in the last 150 years?!) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~ I reside in a quaint little terraced house (Cheyney Road) at Chester Uni with the six craziest and loveable housemates in the WORLD!. I study English, which is just all out FAB-OO-LOUS-NESS!! It provocatively makes me want to use desirable and ridiculously poly-sylabbic words, even when the situation is entirely innapropriate and completely irrelevent! :P ........... But i've got intriguing modules also like European cinema: "DIE FAHNE FLATTERT UNS VORAN!!" ="THE FLAG FLIES BEFORE US!!" German propaganda rules. ************************************************************ ********************************* I also play rugby union (Why do people find that so hard to believe? I well 'Ard ya know!) for Chester Uni. I play the position of Hooker (yeah, laugh it up!), so i tend to get flattened by nice big heffers on a weekly basis! It's all worth it though; WE WON the '06-'07 BUSA League and they are some of the coolest girls i've ever met! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~ Anyhoo... Recreational hobbies... ripping it up on the dancefloor (cos that's what it's there for!) and dancing like a possessed fool with any1 who doesn't get easily embarressed! ************************************************************ ** I Don't NEED alcohol to have a good time (although, sometimes it helps!). ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~ I see make-up as an accessory, not a neccessity (hence, why i don't care if i look rrrrruff!) ************************************************************ ***** I don't like pity or miserable-ness; therefore, I smile even if i'm in a bad mood. CONSEQUENTLY, if i don't greet you with a smile, i'm probably in desparate need of a hug- as hugs make the world go round (and release feel-good endorphins)!!
adopt your own virtual pet!In conclusion... i don't really add people i don't know, unless i get 2 know u through messages 1st (sorry to all you randomers!). But pleeeease feel free to send me a message/comment or other entertaining (and preferably pointless) information and i almost guarantee i'll send u an AMAZING reply! Tally-ho, au revior and maybe i'll hear from you soon, you beautiful and mysterious profile reader! ************************************************************ ************************************************** P.S. Oi, stranger... yes, i'm talking to you! If you're open to weird/controversial yet HILARIOUS comedy, Have a ganders at Random Loaf in my friends list, t'is ruddy good schtuff.

My Interests

Mon geeetaaar (electro-acoustic, i'm not terribly good though!), dancing the day/night away, cramming my cow-car full of people and driving to magical places whilst singing-along to Disney! Scotsmen. Bubble-Bobble/Pacman/GTA(or any classic games), ****~DRESSING-UP (i'v been a nurse, chav, fairy, Panda?!, cowgirl, Indian Brave, Where's Wally, 80's neon gym wear, Lifeguard, Pirate, Army-General, schoolgirl, Hawaien dancer, Cavegirl, Hill-Billy and more to come!)~*****... aaaand... my Singstar Kareoke game;i'm not going to name and shame the participating singers- but you know who you are, haha!!
You Are a Smiley Face Cookie
You're happy go lucky. So happy, in fact, it's a little past the point of normal sanity.
You usually make those around you smile ... when you're not creeping them out! What Kind of Cookie Are You?

I'd like to meet:

~~~ Mary Poppins... people don't realise that she may appear to be just a magical singing nanny, but she's actually a powerful intelligent character who doesn't stand for any cheek off children and adults alike! Ooh, and she's friends with a chimney sweep! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~ Also Ewan Mcgregor....or David Tennant... accompanied by Scottish accent... in a kilt...sorry - did I drift off?.~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Music:

Generally Rock/Pop-cheese: The Royal Philharmonic Orchestra (DON'T diss the almighty!), Elton John, We Are Scientists (GREAT GIG!), Coheed & Cambria, Muse, Mcfly, Queen, Futureheads,The Libertines, Snow Patrol, The Feeling (AWESOME GIG!), **WHITESNAKE**, Blur, Enter Shikari, The White Stripes, The Offspring, Status Quo, Paulo Nutini, The Prodigy, Erasure, Razorlight, The Strokes, The Scissor Sisters, Trivium, Kanye West, Fat Boy Slim, Meat Loaf, Pink, Thin Lizzy, Basement Jaxx, The Eurythmics, Electric Light Orchestra and Micheal Jackson....After all, Music is the food of life, so nibble a bit of everything!

Movies:

Cool Runnings, ~BACK TO THE FUTURE~ , Anastasia, Lord of the Rings, The Lost Boys, Please Sir!, ~GHOSTBUSTERS~, Snatch, Sleepy Hollow, Oliver, Moulin Rouge. Mary Poppins... All manner of Disney malarkey! .. width="425" height="350" ..

Television:

Neighbours and Coronation Street "I SAY CORONATION STREET!!" (RIP Fred) are cheesy soaps that i couldn't live without. Scrubs is genius (wouldn't you love to high-5 the Todd?!). DOCTOR WHO. is.... oh... just.... *makes bizzarre elated noise* it MAKES MY WORLD TURN!

Books:

OOh, now you're talking! well, i'm a literature swot, sooo I love authors like Shakespeare (Faves: Merchant of Venice and Hamlet), Dickens (Hard Times and Oliver Twist). Marlowe(Dr. Faustus= homo devils!), T.S.Elliot, Jeanette Winterson (The Passion), Annie Proulx (Brokeback Mountain = Graphic!)Harold Pinter (The Homecoming), Patrick Marber (Closer =Literature porn!).... love JRR Tolkien, (Fave: "The Hobbit" & "The Two Towers"). Hazza Potter(Fave: 2nd & 4th, The diaries of Georgia Nicholson, Sickened................... there's too many to remember but you get the picture?!

Heroes:

My soul sista Gemma. =D We've known each other since we were a few months old and are still tightly knit to this very day! She's doing a nursing degree, which means she works ridiculous hours (6am-9:30pm!) without even being paid for it and then she comes home at weekends and works at Boots! More than anything, she's been through more pain than I could ever imagine and she's stayed standing where others would easily crumble. I can't actually describe how proud I am of her and how much she means to me. :) She's so smart, SO funny, kind, determined, head-strong and so good to get drunk and mosh with! I look up to her, i adore her and I'll love her as a sister for the rest of my God-damn days! She won't evem read this, haha!

My Blog

Poem on Boredom

Sitting at home never felt so dullIf boredom was food then i'd be fullFeel like i want to get up and runNow since when was life so drained of fun?   Standing at work- mind numbingly boredTra...
Posted by Feeling Stupid? I know I am! :) on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 06:52:00 PST

*~PAJAMAS for PORTAGE!~*

HOWDEE! Did my charity day 2 day with my PJ pals, Alison and Jade and i have to say that it was FANTASTIC! Sure, it was as embarressing as hell, but i just laughed back at the ppl who laughed at me a...
Posted by Feeling Stupid? I know I am! :) on Thu, 24 Nov 2005 01:59:00 PST

A more cheerful poem

Not as Bad as it Seems Wake up to the sight of a brand new day "It's a world of lies and deciet!" some may say, But absorb the world that looks back at you Because it all depends on your point of...
Posted by Feeling Stupid? I know I am! :) on Tue, 08 Nov 2005 01:44:00 PST

Rather depressing poem by me

This Disillusioned Nation Wake up to the start of a brand new morn, What a wonderful world, so clean and untorn! See the birds twittering to and fro... Then you remember it isn't so.   There'...
Posted by Feeling Stupid? I know I am! :) on Tue, 08 Nov 2005 01:13:00 PST