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Lorie

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Those who love earnestly are doomed. ~Persian Proverb
" It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles or where the doer of deeds could have done better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly, who errs and comes up short again and again, because there is no effort without error or shortcoming, but who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions, who spends himself for a worthy cause; who, at the the best, knows, in the end, the triumph of high achievement, and who, at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory not defeat." -T. Roosevelt
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. ~Einstein
Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.

My Blog

True Friendship

Here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. 1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you that way. 2. When you...
Posted by on Wed, 30 May 2007 05:21:00 GMT

Worry Your Way to the Top - How insecurity and paranoia can accelerate your career

Worry Your Way to the Top - How insecurity and paranoia can accelerate your career.By Gil Schwartz, Men's HealthI recently attended one of those symposiums where business people gather to eat muffins ...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 08:48:00 GMT

Comfortably Numb

I had a nice long visit with the dentist this morning.  Two hours after the visit, I continue to be comfortably numb.  Unfortunately, I am hungry and thirsty!!!  A middle aged woman wit...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 09:41:00 GMT

I am a Mother...

Mothers tend to teach us TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE: "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside--I just finished cleaning!" Our mothers always teach us about RELIGION: "You'd better be pray...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 12:40:00 GMT