I enjoy acting; be it in films, television, or acting like I enjoy your company. I am douchebag. And I dont mean that to say I'm an asshole(which I am), but I am literally used as a bag for douches. Im not proud of this, but a job is a job. I like things that make me say "wooo" and "aaahhhhh". Like rollercoasters, or your mouth. When I was 3 days old I was diagnosed with eczema. Thinking this was a good thing, I ordered seconds and have regretted that decision ever since. I have never been in a serious fist fight, but I have definately fucked up some bitches with my feet. I used to eat taco bell fire sauce packets by the handful and now I have a very tainted colon, no pun intended. Every once in a while I pretend to be an actor who is pretending, just to be ironic. Confusion in itself is a forgotten art form. I think men are scum, but thats ok because women are sluts. Without this balance the world would explode. Yup. Explode. I want to have sex with a teacher, but not a math teacher. Thats just fucked up. Although polygon is a very erotic word. I love intoxicating myself to the point where I dont remember what happened, but then the next day I am pissed that I do not remember what happened. This also leads to waking up in some crazy places. My friends will tell you I'm the luckiest guy they know, but thats because im the only one who isn't in prison.
NGK - Art of Fast - Leaf Blower http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4azOXvw5l24
This man tried to fuck my mother. We had to take care of him.
Alex Hooper Stands Up http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cqpz64g9n_8
