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About Me

I am a 31 year old, born and raised Alaskan. I am in Ketchikan at this time, and after leaving twice and returning twice, maybe its time to stay here for a while...*UPDATE* I AM in fact staying here a while now, I am the new afternoon guy on Gateway Country 106.7 (again) and so Im planning on staying here in Ketchikan for a while! Im excited about being back on the radio, and I LOVE the gig, so be sure to tune in starting July 28th weekdays, 2-6 pm!! Thanks! As we ALL have, I have been through lifes ups and downs, and seemingly have gotten through them all. Some were struggles that I wouldnt wish on anyone, and some were better than ice cream on a hot summer day. But all in all, I look back on my first 30 years, and realize that I could have done better. However, I am still here, and I have more than a lot of people have, so Im not complaining! As that Tim McGraw song says "My Next 30 years will be the best years of my life..." and I fully believe that.
Name: Zak
Birthdate: December 15
Birthplace: Fairbanks, AK
Current Location: Ketchikan, AK
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: auburn
Height: 6'
Weight: HA HA HA
Piercings: left ear
Tatoos: Marine Bulldog on left shoulder
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: nope
Overused Phraze: DUDE!!!
FAVORITES
Food: Something with meat, rice, salad, and corn on the cob
Candy: dont eat it too much
Number: 69, of course!!!
Color: earth tones
Animal: Bears
Drink: Crown and Coke
Alcohol Drink: Crown and Coke
Bagel: Everything Bagel w/ Sausage, egg and cheese
Letter: hmmmm....not sure why this matters
Body Part on Opposite sex: All of them!! (although I dont like feet)
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
McDonalds or BurgerKing: Taco Bell
Strawberry or Watermelon: Watermelon
Hot tea or Ice tea: Iced Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla Vanilla
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Mocha
Kiss or Hug: KISS
Dog or Cat: DOG
Rap or Punk: Country
Summer or Winter: Winter, usually
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Funny
Love or Money: Love
YOUR...
Bedtime: whenever I realize that I have to work in "X" amount of hours
Most Missed Memory: not enough room to discuss here
Best phyiscal feature: Eyes
First Thought Waking Up: SHIT!! I gotta work today
Goal for this year: hmmm.....gotta think about that
Best Friends: What about them??
Weakness: Self-esteem
Fears: not being "OK"
Heritage: Im a mutt
Longest relationship: 5 years
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: I do believe this is a yes
Ever Smoked: See above
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Ever been Drunk: Yeah....
Ever been beaten up: not that I can remember
Ever beaten someone up: He he he....oh yeah
Ever Shoplifted: when I was like 9
Ever Skinny Dipped: Nope...I chunkydunk
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: Are you for real?? OF COURSE
Been Dumped Lately: not really lately, I dont think...lol
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Blue
Favorite Hair Color: Brunette
Short or Long: medium to long...I LOVE to play with it
Height: a little shorter than me
Style: ????
Looks or Personality: Both, depends on her.....
Hot or Cute Cute
Drugs and Alcohol: a little drinking is ok....no crack whores!! :D
Muscular or Really Skinny: neither....Medium build with some meat on her bones....
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: I dont regret things, I learn from them
What country do you want to Visit: Austria
How do you want to Die: As fast as possible...I dont wanna know what just happend
Been to the Mall Lately: nope
Do you like Thunderstorms: HELL YEAH!!
Get along with your Parents: for a little while
Health Freak: HELL NO!!!
Do you think your Attractive: I guess so
Believe in Yourself: usually
Want to go to College: Have actually been thinking about it lately
Do you Smoke: Didnt we already ask this question....
Do you Drink: And this one too!!!
Shower Daily: yep!
Been in Love: Of Course
Do you Sing: A LOT, I do!!
Want to get Married: someday
Do you want Children: I used to REALLY want them...now, its definately a possibility, but not a must
Have your future kids names planned out: ::: blushing::: Yeah, for a girl anyways
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: Been there, done that....Thank GOD I DIDNT get anything...he he he
Hate anyone: Nahhh...hate is too strong a word
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Id love to meet a few people, alive or dead, famous or not that have effected my way of life, and who I am. Chris Osgood (Goalie for the Detroit Red Wings), John Grisham, Tom Clancy, Diane Lane (cuz she is an absolutely BEAUTIFUL woman), the person who invented the cell phone, the person who first said "Hmmm....I think Im gonna eat the next thing that comes out of that Chicken," and the person who decided that Valentines day should be this HUGE, OVERRATED, "Hallmark" holiday! What a joke!!! (sorry, off my soapbox now) There are others, many others, but thats just a sampling.

Are you down with DJ Fatass Z??
1) If a chicken is on the southside roof of a fire department, and a rockfish is swimming west, what temperature is the wind?
48F
Yellow snow isn't good to eat? WHAT?? DAMN!!!
-05F
I wonder what the hell made me do this??

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My Blog

My thoughts exactly......

Its been a LOOOONNNGGG time again....I havent written in a while. But this song has just recently came out, and I play it almost EVERY day on my show. Its getting HUGE airplay, and a LOT of people, i...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Feb 2009 03:16:00 GMT

Corneal Abrasions, Tennessee, Alaska and California; Related?? YES!!

This one is under the games category. Why, you may ask?? Well, let me explain. This is NOT thought out, nor was it proof read then edited, this was flowing out of my fingers just as fast as these litt...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Aug 2008 00:45:00 GMT

just not MY writings or poetry

I heard this song tonight...Its by Emerson Drive...been on my iTunes for months, and this is the first time Ive actually listened to it...Hope you like it. Its called "Take It From Me" You can't hide ...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Jul 2008 00:05:00 GMT

If I could see the future......

Seems of my blogs are things that I have thought or felt, and all of that is work, play, worries, goals, and whatever else that, in reality, makes this "LIFE" I'm/we're/you're leading. Make sense??&nb...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Jul 2008 16:47:00 GMT

Today....

This is a little different style for me....but as in other blogs, Im compelled to write till the itch is gone so to speak. Its nothing more than a series of thoughts that went through my head today, a...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Jul 2008 19:21:00 GMT

Beautiful in its Stupitidy......

So heres the deal...... A couple of friends and I go out last night. Ya know how it goes, 2 of ya decide to go out, out of sheer boredom mind you, and so after showers you didnt plan on taking, then t...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Jul 2008 15:10:00 GMT

Why??

Why??? Why do our brains allow us to hang on to things? Why does our psyche seemingly play tricks on us? Why do memories pop up at the most inopportune time? Can that be controlled, or are ...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 02:22:00 GMT

"Dont Think Twice, Its Alright"

It's a long one. Thanks in advance for reading...... WOW!!! Here it is almost Feburary 2008, and I havent written anything in over 5 months.... So I guess I need to catch up. I finished t...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 14:08:00 GMT

Up Late

Hmmmm.......Why in GODS NAME am I up so late when I have a ship to work tomorrow morning.....?? (Maybe I should have titled this one "things that make ya go 'Hmmmmmmm' " Well, some ...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 00:13:00 GMT

Tomorrows a new day......

I wrote today once already, but I have already gotten calls, text messages and emails about it. To all my friends who have read and responded, Thank you! Your support is awesome. No...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 22:22:00 GMT