Member Since: 27/11/2006
Band Website: Closed!!!! it was not that offensive, honest?!!!!
Band Members: The Cast
Present line up…. ---
Asterix – vocals/Bass
(1990 – Present Day) ---
Asterix is the songwriter and ringmaster of the Apocalypse Babys. Always managing to have something up his sleeve, (usually the contents of ladies handbags!) Asterix’s main interest outside the band is lesbians and would like any lesbians out there to email him photo’s of themselves rubbing their tits together (not them ones that look like blokes though!) His favourite drink is alcohol and his favourite programme is Cave Girl ---Harry Hill - Drums
(1990 - 95, 2008 -?)
Harry, sorry Kelly was the origional Apocalypse Babys drummer returning now some 13 (unlucky for some) years later, to fill the vacant stool. Altho having always been on hand to record 4 of the bands 6 studio albums to date his return to the live scene is a welcome one! Jools is now running a book on how long he'll last T hee...Jools- Guitar
(1999 – (off & on) – Present Day) ---
Jools – the artist formally known as pissed! Of all the retards ever to perform under the name Apocalypse Babys there can be none to match the living cartoon that is Jools! With an intellect rivalled only by certain garden tools Jools is proof that evolution can go in reverse! An illegal immigrant Jools entered the Apocalypse Babys world in 1999 when 20 stone of prime Hungarian lard mistaked the words "Apocalypse who, nah mate, never heard of em?" for "Yes please come join our band"! Over the next few months several attempts were made to lose him, in Canterbury, London and Wales were he is bet that he couldn't make it to the top of Llandudno's highest peak? He made it back before Rob had time to rev the engine, "Hey, looks what I've found!" ... the sheep looked very worried indeed! Over the next couple of years he drives the remaining members of the band to distraction. All except Asterix who finds him continually amusing, in fact the singer claims to have started laughing the first time he saw him and is still laughing now! Many Jools induced incidents are experienced over the next few years far too many to be included here? ---
In 1517 Martin Luther nailed his Ninety-Five Theses to the door of the Wittenberg Church, initiating a sequence of events, which forever altered the geometry of global religion, politics and power! In 2005 at Tramps/Plymouth Jools nailed his pants to the wall! ---
Jools is famous for his quotes and witty reposts such as….
When asked weather there has been any history of insanity in his family he replied “no all my family are completely mental’! ---
“Jools have you farted� “No lads, it’s probably me breath� ---
Another gem is “our music is better than it soundsâ€! ---
And the immortal line…†Never shag a bird with a hairier arse than yourself"
We think this says a lot! ---
Jools’s favourite programme is Pingu
100 drinking points
100 stupidity
100 useless
100 funny ---
Without doubt top Apocalypse Baby!
Influences: Mainly alcohol based?… Well come on you didn’t expect a serious answer did ya?
Sounds Like: "some fucker building a shed" - Mick Hallsworth (RIP) Auto Alloys 1995
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8vj7fALuHY